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A Strange Sensation...inspired by Beag's Underwear Post

  Author:  63042  Category:(Embarrassing) Created:(5/22/2005 1:46:00 AM)
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This is actually an innocent story...so i hope it passes the decency standards allowed on this site!

One night at work, i had the oddest sensation i have ever experienced in the middle of a busy weekend night. It was as if something were trickling down the middle of my butt. It took me by extreme surprise, and the look on my face as this was happening must have been priceless. Mortified, i denied anything was wrong when asked by a fellow employee. "You look like you just saw a ghost," she said. i was wearing tight-fitting pants, so i knew nothing fell down them, and no one had touched me; there was no one close enough behind me.

The bar was busy, so i didn't have time to duck in the restroom to investigate my little 'unsolved mystery,' so i forgot about it until it happened again. i had to run in the kitchen for something, and the truth came out: several pea-sized beads suddenly rolled out of my pant leg.

My underwear had several beads strung across the back of them, for decoration. Apparently the string broke, sending the beads to escape in a little line, enroute down the only canal available...my (can't say the word, but *hint* not the crack of DAWN, but the crack where the sun don't shine!) i laughed so hard i had to explain to my boss why i had tears running down my face!

~Asylem_supastar

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Date: 5/22/2005 1:52:00 AM  From Authorid: 28946    Little round beads? OMG! That is funny, ROTFL. Maybe granny style is the best. LOL.  
Date: 5/22/2005 1:53:00 AM  From Authorid: 59418    LMBO!! That's hillarious!  
Date: 5/22/2005 2:06:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 63042    i thought you guys would like that story!! Penny, i haven't banished myself to grannies quite yet, but i'm not wearing any with foreign materials attached anymore, either!  
Date: 5/22/2005 2:11:00 AM  From Authorid: 28946    TMI! TMI! LOL. You girls (You and Beags) have made me laugh so much that well, never mind,



  
Date: 5/22/2005 2:42:00 AM  From Authorid: 12709    LOL! There's a major difference between yours and Beags' story though, yours didn't absolutely horrify me! =)  
Date: 5/22/2005 5:23:00 AM  From Authorid: 62100    Oh my gosh..that must have been soooo embarassing!! I had a similar situation once..I was at Ponderosa and my daughter and I both went to use the restroom..well, when I pulled my panties back up the string on the side broke so I quickly just tied a lil knot thinking all would be fine and I could just toss them away once I was at home and could change..we get back to the table and Kelsey says loud as all anything "Mommy's underwear ripped and she had to tie them back on.",,uuuggghh kids!!   
Date: 5/22/2005 7:48:00 AM  From Authorid: 62849    LMAO I love it!! That's hilarious!! -Beags  
Date: 5/22/2005 7:50:00 AM  From Authorid: 62849    I'm jealous. I need a funny underwear story that doesn't include another living creature. LOL -Beags  
Date: 5/22/2005 8:01:00 AM  From Authorid: 20296    that is why I dont wear underware:P just kidding. but I do try and keep it simple unless it for decor purposes. funny story.  
Date: 5/22/2005 8:08:00 AM  From Authorid: 28848    LOL!!  
Date: 5/22/2005 8:27:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 63042    Cool Blizzard, i WAS horrified, at least until i realized what had happened! It was a creepy feeling in an unexpected place...  
Date: 5/22/2005 8:31:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 63042    Xylanthia, i have a pair that attaches by strings on the sides...i hardly ever wear them because even if i double-knot them, one side always slips and comes undone. Imagine the humiliation if you wore a skirt and they fell down! Cblossom, you are smart when it comes to underwear...simpler is best if you want to avoid underwear mishaps, i guess!  
Date: 5/22/2005 8:32:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 63042    Beags, i thought is WAS a living creature...maybe a bug or something...that would have been nasty!  
Date: 5/22/2005 12:15:00 PM  From Authorid: 46704    LoL!!!  
Date: 5/22/2005 1:04:00 PM  From Authorid: 14314    LOLOOLOLOLOL  
Date: 5/22/2005 2:34:00 PM  From Authorid: 38683    LOL!  
Date: 5/22/2005 2:45:00 PM  From Authorid: 63011    LOL! That's hilarious!  
Date: 5/22/2005 3:24:00 PM  From Authorid: 53284    Now that must have been a Kodak moment. I'm sure the look on your face must have been priceless.  
Date: 5/22/2005 5:21:00 PM  From Authorid: 25756    LOL!!!!!!!  
Date: 5/22/2005 10:26:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 63042    Yup WB, more priceless than the finale of even the cheesiest MasterCard commercial...judging by the initial shock i felt and the reaction of my co-worker that saw me tense up and bristle!  
Date: 5/22/2005 11:04:00 PM  From Authorid: 12709    Yeah, I can see why that WOULD be creepy at the time it happened.  
Date: 5/23/2005 6:34:00 PM  From Authorid: 62740    LMAO LMAO LMAO!!!!!! LMAO @ Xyl too. ~~~Tha  
Date: 6/25/2005 6:56:00 PM  From Authorid: 16376    LOL!!!!!! that is too good.  

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