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One last rant----ETOX

  Author:  2335  Category:(USM Events) Created:(4/14/2005 4:41:00 PM)
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Ok so this will be my last rant here on USM, since my commanding officers in our very own United States Army have seen fit to send me off to die. No, I'm not exagerating, I'm dead serious. But I don't really care about that. I was bored, and now I'm not bored. So thanks US Army. You've cured my boredom by giving me an impossible job. So anyway, the purpose of this rant is to establish the fact that it's better to cook marshmellows in a toaster oven rather than over a fire. Supporting evidence includes the fact that it gets nice and soupy in the toaster. For those of you who like soup, this is a great alternative to cooking over an open flame. It's also good for those of you who enjoy self mutiliated inflicted while attempting to move the marshmellow soup from your toaster oven.

So anyway, I'd like to thank Mr. Radmin and Ginger for letting me live here as long as they did...what was it, seven years? So now I'm going to go die or something due to the lack of army intelligence and my own boredom. Bye bye.

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Date: 4/14/2005 4:46:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 2335    Just..trust me.  
Date: 4/14/2005 4:48:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 2335    I knew people here would jump to conclusions. I'm tired of trying to make sense of this.  
Date: 4/14/2005 4:48:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 2335    ok enough, people think I'm suicidal now. I'm through with this.  
Date: 4/14/2005 4:49:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 2335    you need to consider it may be the nature of the mission, not the person. Don't jump to conclusions if you don't know the whole story.  
Date: 4/14/2005 4:49:00 PM  From Authorid: 61977    See ya Later ....I know all about the Armed Forces, I was in for 7 years myself. I feel your pain!! Hurry back now you hear? *HUGS*  
Date: 4/14/2005 4:49:00 PM  From Authorid: 63026    so are you saying our government is making you die? For an unjust war~Joe  
Date: 4/14/2005 4:50:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 2335    no, I'm saying that marshmellows are better in the toaster oven.  
Date: 4/14/2005 4:51:00 PM  From Authorid: 63026    lol interesting...now i want smores lol~Joe  
Date: 4/14/2005 4:57:00 PM  From Authorid: 61977    I know its getting HOT over there!! Feels like you are literally living in a oven....:P  
Date: 4/14/2005 4:57:00 PM  From Authorid: 23101    You're going to fight with the U.S. Army?!?! Thank you! ... But one thing I dont get is why you seem to want to die so much. If you believe you are going to die, you are. People do things to prove themselves right ... *hugs* Love,  
Date: 4/14/2005 5:11:00 PM  From Authorid: 10245    Godspeed.  
Date: 4/14/2005 5:42:00 PM  From Authorid: 11341    You will be in my thoughts and prayers.  
Date: 4/14/2005 6:28:00 PM  From Authorid: 3263    :O Be safe!   
Date: 4/14/2005 7:13:00 PM  From Authorid: 2030    Well I guess dying in the line of duty is better than O.D.ing on smack or something. Best of luck to you and don't be suprised if you actually live. So don't give away all your money or anything yet.  
Date: 4/14/2005 7:27:00 PM  From Authorid: 20750    God bless you & keep you safe.  
Date: 4/14/2005 7:46:00 PM  From Authorid: 35720    OK well good luck with dying then.. *shrug*  
Date: 4/14/2005 7:50:00 PM  From Authorid: 28946    Etox, I wish you the best and will keep you in my thoughts and prayers. You were so sweet to me when I first came to USM and you found several of my favorite song lyrics and showed me how to find more of the words and I have never forgotten that kindness. You are a brave young man.  
Date: 4/14/2005 7:57:00 PM  From Authorid: 16671    Army , college, army , college, HUmmmmmmm which one would I have picked during a time of war? personally I dont think a person that willingly joins up, KNOWING there is war, should vent about it. No one twisted your arm. But then of course in lots of cases, it army or jail, they do give a person a choice. I don't know your sitution on that. But if you were one of those jail, or army, I think if I didnt want to fight I would have picked Jail. Or stayed out of jail.  
Date: 4/14/2005 8:26:00 PM  From Authorid: 4548    watch- i mean, etox, i disagree about the marshmellows. carcinogens make everything taste better. bcar, i disagree. i'd take the latter.  
Date: 4/15/2005 5:57:00 AM  From Authorid: 15228    I've known lots of people who have come back from Iraq alive. Good luck to you and I like marshmellows best toasted over an open fire.  
Date: 4/15/2005 7:27:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 2335    Ok let me put it this way, when I heard my job (and I can't tell you want it is), I looked at my commanding officer and said "oh you suck. I'm going to kill you if I get back."  
Date: 4/16/2005 10:57:00 AM  From Authorid: 29262    Awww.. I am sorry lol WOW! You could be dying and all I can say is I am sorry. Well thankyou for helping to keep us safe. I'll pray for you and I hope you will be okay! How long are you going to be gone if you don't die? I don't know you very well but I have a feeling you will be okay. I will still check up on USM though.. I once again am sorry and I will pray for you.  
Date: 4/17/2005 3:00:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 2335    I think it'll be fun.  
Date: 3/23/2007 2:44:00 AM  From Authorid: 42945    I still like marshmellows toasted over an open fire....heheheheee!!!  
Date: 6/15/2011 5:06:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 2335    Admin -- Please delete this post when time permits  

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