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Blondes In The Parking Lot!!!!! SAP

  Author:  16128  Category:(Humor) Created:(10/7/2000 9:14:00 PM)
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Here is another blonde joke!!! No offense to the blondes out there. I know most of my stories are humor, but I am a humorus kind of person..LOL

There were two blondes in a parking lot, they had locked the keys to the car in their Mercades(sp). They were using a coat hanger, after hours of trying to get the car unlocked, one blonde looked at the other and said we have got to hurry it is fixing to rain and we left the top down on the car. HA!HA!

I hope ya'll enjoy. SAP

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Date: 10/7/2000 9:42:00 PM  From Authorid: 16912    that is a funny joke!  
Date: 10/7/2000 9:55:00 PM  From Authorid: 16928    i loved it!!! i once dyed my hair blonde and heard jokes about it all the time...i wont do that again!!!...Dragon eyed gurl  
Date: 10/7/2000 10:07:00 PM  From Authorid: 14464    LMAO! that is helarious.  
Date: 10/7/2000 10:29:00 PM  From Authorid: 14314    LMAO.
  
Date: 10/7/2000 11:53:00 PM  From Authorid: 16715    HEHE...Blonde jokes are my favorite type of joke
~IronStar~
Date: 10/8/2000 2:15:00 AM  From Authorid: 12823    LOL This was kind of cute. Love,  
Date: 10/8/2000 9:49:00 AM  From Authorid: 1432    DOH! lol hehehehe...  
Date: 10/8/2000 9:54:00 AM  From Authorid: 16376    Yeah I am blonde but that as still funny -Danielle  
Date: 10/8/2000 5:11:00 PM  From Authorid: 13570    lol,thats funny!  
Date: 10/8/2000 7:35:00 PM  From Authorid: 12862    GOOD ONE. LOL MRS.SASS  
Date: 10/9/2000 9:12:00 PM  From Authorid: 14358    LMAO...I've heard things like this but not 1 with the top down LoL. ~~*Lita2003*~~
Date: 10/10/2000 7:53:00 AM  From Authorid: 17263    lmao blondes a funny  
Date: 10/16/2000 11:53:00 PM  From Authorid: 600    LMAO!! Ya did it again SAP. I loved it. Thanks for sharing. TAC  

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