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just a few thoughts I had - Typo Demon

  Author:  62998  Category:(Humor) Created:(2/16/2005 11:23:00 AM)
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Isn't it funny the French Government is so smug, when they haven't won a war in 300 years?

Isn't it funny you can wake up and a perfert day and still want to use someone's head as a punching bag (usually your boss)

Isn't it rather odd that no matter how hard you try, you will always burn the toast no matter what setting the toaster is on? (oh thats just me /blush)

Don't you just wanna slap your boss silly when at 5 minutes to quitting time they walk in with a stack of papers marked URGERT! and then they say see you tomorrow!

Don't you find it amazing that telemarketers KNOW the exact moment your sitting down to dinner to call! how do they do that??

if any of these made sense to you, you need more COFFEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hehe

Typo Demon



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Date: 2/16/2005 11:31:00 AM  From Authorid: 62876    ^^^think..hehe  
Date: 2/16/2005 11:31:00 AM  From Authorid: 62876    No, they are all wacky, wacky things. At my work, I thing it is funny that they implement a new piece of equipment and hardware, and we get training after there is a problem.  
Date: 2/16/2005 11:41:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 62998    what drove me nuts HipChik, I did COST ACCOUNTING not tech support at my last job, but have no fear is something broke in the office CALL ME! GGAH! I'm working with people with Master's and CPA's and can't figure out how to put in a toner cartrige AAAHHHHHHHH!! - Typo Demon  
Date: 2/16/2005 1:00:00 PM  From Authorid: 63040    Yes typo Im a telemarketer and we have a sensor that says cal so-and-ao they are eating dinner!!! hehe *~*StarFaerie*~*  
Date: 2/16/2005 1:14:00 PM  From Authorid: 63035    Lol these are good -Dr.Stargazer  
Date: 2/16/2005 1:59:00 PM  From Authorid: 63041    How true these are...and such a perfect ending to my work day. But I still need COFFEEEEEEE!!!!  
Date: 2/16/2005 3:59:00 PM  From Authorid: 34912    NASA is develping a toaster that doesn't burn the bread, but further research and funding is needed. The French say that their toast is better anyway and they can't believe Americans are so uncivilized as to eat burnt toast... well, I'm off to grab a bite. ahhh... I'm starving! Hey... is that the phone?  
Date: 2/17/2005 1:21:00 PM  From Authorid: 63077    I used to be a telemarketer. I tried my darndest, but no matter what I always managed to catch people at their worst. I always told my bosses that I didn't care what research said, in between 4:30 and 8:30 is definitely NOT the best shift to be calling people. Semper Fidelis! --USMC0705  
Date: 2/20/2005 5:55:00 PM  From Authorid: 43015    LoL!  
Date: 2/22/2005 11:44:00 AM  From Authorid: 28946    LMBO! You now have me drinking coffee.  
Date: 2/22/2005 12:13:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 62998    MUAHAHHAHAHA COFFEE!!!!!!!!!!! RULES! - Typo Demon  

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