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Get A Rope .... ~SpaceCase

  Author:  53836  Category:(Discussion) Created:(2/16/2005 8:36:00 AM)
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Ok...welcome to my latest rant. Today's subject is country-singing amazon woman, Teri Clark.

It's not enough that she's made a Dodge commercial, and that Dodge seems to be a major funder of a couple local stations, meaning we can see her singin'"Bigger in Texas, Better in a Dodge" up to twenty times in one day...but now, I just heard her new radio hit.

She says she thinks the world needs a drink....I have a hard enough time ignoring my own beliefs about needing a drink and now I have the added pressure of a singer who could easily drive me to drinkin' without letting her opinion be known...singing about the whole world needin' a drink....

I could drink to that, but it's still a lil' early out ;)

So...here we are at the local USM Pub...What's your poison? I can make virgin drinks for those of you underage...and there is a limit...we don't want any cyber-drunks causin' a ruccus out here in USM Land, now do we...

I'm gonna have me a coffee with some cream...Irish cream in it....

The bar is open, place your orders...

And help save me from the torturous Teri Clark ;)

Yeh...an official waste of space post by

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Date: 2/16/2005 8:43:00 AM  From Authorid: 62798    i'll have a kiddie's cocktail please   
Date: 2/16/2005 8:49:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 53836    one Shirley Temple coming up Do you want some extra cherries?  
Date: 2/16/2005 8:53:00 AM  From Authorid: 11341    OOOOOOO I think I will have the same as you please   
Date: 2/16/2005 9:04:00 AM  From Authorid: 62872    owwwwwwwww!!! how bout something furry for the thunder...Thunder Wolf...P.S. not true not a waste of space but it is official!!!!  
Date: 2/16/2005 9:05:00 AM  From Authorid: 53284    Good rant :} My wife and I have discovered a carmel liquor. On Sunday afternoons we brew up a pot of decaf coffee and add a touch of that liquor. That's the way to get ready for Sunday night dinner.  
Date: 2/16/2005 9:15:00 AM  From Authorid: 13283    Gimmie some purple passion or a black bear ! The harder the better is what I always says . I cant stand the new Mcdonalds commercial . Its a guy singing in the shower saying I CANT TAKE IT NO MORE . Ugh ! Razzy aka  
Date: 2/16/2005 9:20:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 53836    *Fixes DMK up with some spiked coffee...steals WB's carmel liquor...Gives Thunder Wolfs' hand a shake before unleashing the fury of a New Orleans Hurricane, and then stands back after givin' Razzy a Black Bear*...careful, I hear dem bears get pretty wild after a few too many   
Date: 2/16/2005 9:22:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 53836    I haven't seen the Micky D's commercial yet, but it surely can't be any more torturous that Teri's Dodge commercial....You should here the collective moans and sighs when that commercial comes on...you'd think Kerry lost the election again LOL  
Date: 2/16/2005 9:26:00 AM  From Authorid: 44960    *stumbles and falls flat on her Priss*   
Date: 2/16/2005 9:30:00 AM  From Authorid: 44960    Get the rope!! Get the rope!!! LOL (((PrissieHuggzz)))  
Date: 2/16/2005 9:41:00 AM  From Authorid: 62876    *bellies up to the bar* Gimme a beer, cuz I be a redneck woman who don't sip that Champagne *pronounced champ-pog-nay* and I want it served in a dirty glass, cuz I am one tough cookie *wipes milk moustache from upper lip*  
Date: 2/16/2005 9:57:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 53836    Ropes Priss in....It's ok, I've made you a special Chocolate & Cherry Milk Freezy, with a lil' whip cream, a whole lotta love, and not a drop of the evil stuff...so pick yourself up off dat flo and enjoy your Spacie Special *Slides a Silver Bullet down the bar to Hip Chik* Woman...get down from that pool table!!   
Date: 2/16/2005 10:04:00 AM  From Authorid: 45397    well I've only got one eye open at the moment, so pass on over a coffee if you please Spacie )  
Date: 2/16/2005 10:05:00 AM  From Authorid: 62881    My latest drink of choice is Zima XXX Black Cherry...three of 'em did me in Superbowl Sunday @_O...LOL! ...gREEN eYED fROGGY  
Date: 2/16/2005 10:09:00 AM  From Authorid: 34912    I'll have a blueberry smoothie! (I don't know how to do this, do I?).  
Date: 2/16/2005 10:13:00 AM  From Authorid: 62881    *picks fresh blueberries from my bushes in backyard and slides the basket across the bar to Spacie*...fresh blueberries for P.S.'s Smoothie...*whispers* you might want to spike it!...LOL...Green Eyed Froggy  
Date: 2/16/2005 10:17:00 AM  From Authorid: 62872    OUCH did anyone see my hat cause I thinks my heds still attashed oh orderly plez brung my.....shhhhh...Thunder Wolf just hit the floor...LOL  
Date: 2/16/2005 10:25:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 53836    *accidently spills a lil' blueberry smoothie on PS while serving him* Here...lemme get that for you...*Pours Wynnie a coffee as Bob sneaks a shot of carmel liquor into her cup* Quick someone hide the Zima from the Froggy...she's still spinnin' from her last episode...*grabs a pillow and blanket from the back for Wolfie*...You should really concider drinking Grape Juice instead...  
Date: 2/16/2005 10:28:00 AM  From Authorid: 62881    Awww, Spacie! You really know how to keep a froggy down!...*lurks beneath the counter tryin' to see where Stace stashed the goods!*>>>Green Eyed Froggy  
Date: 2/16/2005 10:30:00 AM  From Authorid: 62881    Thunder wolf needs to stick to milk and cookies! LOL!...*dumps cooler of water and crushed ice on the Wolf!*..Muahahahaha!!!Green Eyed Froggy  
Date: 2/16/2005 10:35:00 AM  From Authorid: 53284    So if I buy a dodge truck does Teri Clark come with it? If that's the case, I'm not so sure my wife's gonna be to happy with me getting a new truck.  
Date: 2/16/2005 10:50:00 AM  From Authorid: 53284    After a few carmel coffee's on Sunday, I tried to sweep my wife off her feet. She just got annoyed because the broom kept hitting her legs.  
Date: 2/16/2005 10:56:00 AM  From Authorid: 62881    LOL @ Wild Bob!..Green Eyed Froggy  
Date: 2/16/2005 1:26:00 PM  From Authorid: 35160    oh i cant stand terri's voice. for some reason it just rubs me the wrong way. like nails on a chalkboard,lol. my fave drink is "censored" on the beach, and long island ice teas, and tequila shots. allthough i dont drink anymore. i had an allergic reaction to a beer last year and i dont touch the stuff no more. im to scared i will have another reaction.   
Date: 2/16/2005 1:31:00 PM  From Authorid: 16671    LOL I like terry clark. And seeing as I can't drink anymore, only once in a blue moon,*stomach problems* I'll take a glass of sleepy time tea to relax me.  
Date: 2/16/2005 2:12:00 PM  From Authorid: 63011    I'll have a margarita on the rocks with plenty of salt, please! -GreenClover  
Date: 2/16/2005 6:29:00 PM  From Authorid: 62872    Ok tell me just how long has the grape juice fermented? GIGGLES....Thunder Wolf  
Date: 2/16/2005 6:30:00 PM  From Authorid: 62476    got any coke?..hrmm the softdrink not drug lol  
Date: 2/16/2005 6:33:00 PM  From Authorid: 50864    LOL Spacie and remember "It's Five O'Clock Somewhere" LOL  
Date: 2/16/2005 7:54:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 53836    Right on, Mrs. Strider And in about 5 minutes it'll be 5 o'clock somewhere...reason enough for me Thanks for the reminder Lord help me   
Date: 2/16/2005 9:36:00 PM  From Authorid: 62915    Cosmopolitan for me Those are potent (not 21 but seeing I am here I can drink :P )Ghost-Chick  
Date: 2/17/2005 10:28:00 AM  From Authorid: 62675    My favorites is Vodka! Mixed with OJ or Coke Or Mt. Dew or Vanilla Vodka with Rootbeer!! Mmmmm That is what I want! I am a little late to this so I hope the bar is still open!! LOL  

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