Most of us have a bad habit we are constantly trying to break. For me, it's biting my fingernails. One day I told my husband about my latest solution: press-on nails.
"Great Idea, Honey," he smiled. "You can eat them straight out of the box."
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One day a child at my four-year-old's preschool class told her classmates that she needed a 'damp towel.'
Some of the other kids thought she said a naughty word and told on her.
The teacher stepped in to explain, "If your mommy asked you to bring her a damp towel, what does she want?"
A little girl blurted out, "She means she wants that towel right now!"
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I'm kinda depressed right now because we had to put Grandpa in a rest home. Well, not actually: We didn't have the money. So we drove down the turnpike and put him in a rest area.
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The best things in life are not fat free.
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If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
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