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Smile, I Don't Hear You...Penny44

  Author:  28946  Category:(Humor) Created:(2/11/2005 1:24:00 PM)
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An elderly man had serious hearing problems for years so he went to the doctor. The doctor fitted him for a set of hearing aids that gave him a 100% ability to hear.

The old gentleman went back a month later for a re-exam.

"Your hearing is perfect," the doctor said, "Your family must really be pleased that you can now hear."

The gentleman replied, "Oh, I haven't told my family yet. I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I've changed my will three times already."







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Date: 2/11/2005 1:28:00 PM  From Authorid: 59418    LOL!  
Date: 2/11/2005 1:29:00 PM  From Authorid: 62998    HAHHAAHA - Typo Demon  
Date: 2/11/2005 1:29:00 PM  From Authorid: 46527    LOL< very good!  
Date: 2/11/2005 1:29:00 PM  From Authorid: 26363    Tee he he That's the spirit!  
Date: 2/11/2005 1:32:00 PM  From Authorid: 63040    haha mental note- be nice to granpa jp :-P *hugs* *~*StarFaerie*~*  
Date: 2/11/2005 1:37:00 PM  From Authorid: 62872    Oh ouch how funny thanks for sharing.....Thunder Wolf  
Date: 2/11/2005 1:47:00 PM  From Authorid: 62100    LOL..this was great!!  
Date: 2/11/2005 2:27:00 PM  From Authorid: 63041    hahaha...this is so funny. Very smart man...maybe I should try this..lol  
Date: 2/11/2005 2:32:00 PM  From Authorid: 11341    OMG LOL too funny I think I would do the same thing lol  
Date: 2/11/2005 2:42:00 PM  From Authorid: 35160    lmao, smart guy.   
Date: 2/11/2005 2:49:00 PM  From Authorid: 53909    *snickers* Smart Man!  
Date: 2/11/2005 3:03:00 PM  From Authorid: 48809    lol. Atta boy! Smart man, Penny lol.  
Date: 2/11/2005 3:09:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 28946    Thanks everybody.  
Date: 2/11/2005 3:14:00 PM  From Authorid: 43015    LOL!!!!  
Date: 2/11/2005 3:27:00 PM  From Authorid: 48250    LOL!!!!...*Blue almost falls outta bed*.....Thanks for the laugh!!...T/C  
Date: 2/11/2005 3:54:00 PM  From Authorid: 7574    That's great..hehe  
Date: 2/11/2005 11:12:00 PM  From Authorid: 42945    LOL!!!! love it....hugs  
Date: 2/12/2005 12:06:00 AM  From Authorid: 53558    *Chuckles*..nice one Sis..:-)..huggss  
Date: 2/13/2005 3:38:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 28946    Thanks everyone.  

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