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This time, it's the ultimate chopper (a convo between me and my friend)

  Author:  62220  Category:(Humor) Created:(1/12/2005 8:29:00 PM)
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her: i found youu

her: what do i get..?

her: IS IT AN ULTIMATE CHOPPER

her: ????

craziebunni: you get

craziebunni: THE GINSU KNIFE SET

her: ooooo

her: ahhhh

her: --gasple--

her: REALLY?

craziebunni: YES

craziebunni: AND IT COMES IN NINE ASSORTED HANDLE COLORS

her: gahh

her: NAME THEMM

craziebunni: "marble...marblesque...marble-ique...marble like...black...blackish...brownish wooden...neon blue and purple

her: ILL TAKE

her: ILL TAKE

her: ILL TAKE

her: THE NEON BLUE, JANET *(fake name so you guys all know)*

craziebunni: *hands over neon blue* if you can get the bonus question, you'll get the bonus prize!

her: ooo

her: ASK AWAY, JANET

craziebunni: OKIE the question ISSSS

her: --waits--

craziebunni: how much does a krabby patty cost on wednesday if the vanilla pudding is made out of powder instead of gelatin?

her: I...DONT....KNOW, BUT I KNOW WHERE SPONGEBOB LIVES

craziebunni:
her: A DOLLAR FIFTY

craziebunni: YOU GOT IT

craziebunni: BOB,

craziebunni: TELL HER WHAT SHE'S WON

her: --jumping around, screaming--

craziebunni: bob: you've woooonnnnnnn

craziebunni: the ULTIMATE CHOPPER

her: --screech--

her: OHMYGOSHOHMYGOSHOHMIGOSH

craziebunni: IN LIME GREEN!!!

craziebunni: guaranteed to go with any kitchen decor!

her: --gasp-- THATS MY FAVORITE COLOR FOR THE CHOPPER

her: IT JUST LOOKS SO PROFESSIONAL AND SLEEK

her: --faintle--

craziebunni: *d1es laughing over here*

craziebunni: CONGRATULATIONS -revives you and hands toaster-

her: I WANT MY CHOPPER

her: HEY

her: IVE BEEN HADDDDDDDD

craziebunni: oh

craziebunni: I mean

craziebunni: chopper

her: oh ok then

her: WOOOOOOOO

craziebunni: *rats, bob, she didn't fall for it like the last one*

her: FOILED AGAIN!

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Halloween is Right around the corner.. .







 
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Date: 1/12/2005 8:31:00 PM  From Authorid: 8024    LOL ...funny ... c  
Date: 1/12/2005 9:04:00 PM  From Authorid: 51587    lmao.how funny *huggs*  
Date: 1/13/2005 2:07:00 AM  From Authorid: 19871    lol  

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