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Learn Chinese......lol

  Author:  62704  Category:(Humor) Created:(12/30/2004 12:41:00 PM)
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That's not right. - Sum Ting Wong.

Are you harboring a fugitive? - Hu Yu Hai Ding?

See me as soon as possible. - Kum Hia Nao.

Stupid Man. - Dum Gai.

Small Horse. - Tai Ni Po Ni.

Did you go to the beach? - Wai Yu So Tan?

I bumped into a coffee table. - Ai Bang Mai Ni.

I think you need a face lift. - Chin Tu Fat.

It's very dark in here. - Wai So Dim?

I thought you were on a diet. - Mun Ching?

This is a tow away zone. - No Pah King.

You are not very bright. - Yu So Dum.

I got this for free. - Ai No Pei.

Please stay a while longer. - Wai Go Nao?

Stay out of sight. - Lei Lo.

He's cleaning his automobile. - Wa Shing Ka.

Your body odor is offensive. - Yu Stin Ki Pu.

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Date: 12/30/2004 12:44:00 PM  From Authorid: 30630    LMAO Those were great!  
Date: 12/30/2004 12:48:00 PM  From Authorid: 62938    That is SOOOOfunny LOL LOL. JAson-5  
Date: 12/30/2004 12:51:00 PM  From Authorid: 7311    Ha,ha thats funny I like it  
Date: 12/30/2004 1:03:00 PM  From Authorid: 59418    LOL good ones   
Date: 12/30/2004 1:12:00 PM  From Authorid: 62599    too.....good.......lol....  
Date: 12/30/2004 1:22:00 PM  From Authorid: 62732    Those are hilarious! Thanks for sharing!  
Date: 12/30/2004 1:24:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 62704    LOL, glad you guys like them......  
Date: 12/30/2004 3:47:00 PM  From Authorid: 49101    hehehe  
Date: 12/30/2004 3:57:00 PM  From Authorid: 55344    LOL LOL LOL!!!!  
Date: 12/30/2004 7:35:00 PM  From Authorid: 43015    LOL!! i read them in my mind..now im gonna try saying them out loud hehe  
Date: 12/30/2004 9:31:00 PM  From Authorid: 28193    LMAO!!  
Date: 12/31/2004 7:56:00 AM  From Authorid: 62993    Lol!  

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