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Last Request.......Arc Angel

  Author:  62971  Category:(Humor) Created:(12/30/2004 12:58:00 AM)
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Last Request

The warden of the prison walked into Death Row and stopped in front of one of the cells.

He said to the inmate, "I'm sorry but the Governor has rejected your plea for clemency and the execution will have to go forward. Do you have any last wishes or requests?"

The prisoner thought a moment and he said, "I would like to do the Macarena one last time before I die."

They agreed that this was a reasonable last request. He stopped in front of another cell. "I'm sorry but your plea for clemency was rejected as well and we will have to execute you after him. Do you have any last wishes or requests?"

The second condemned man looked at the first prisoner for a moment and then said, "Could you PLEASE kill me first?"

AMEN!!! I think i would ask to be killed first also...LOL...Arc Angel

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Date: 12/30/2004 1:07:00 AM  From Authorid: 26452    LMAO! Hey, I liked that song!  
Date: 12/30/2004 7:40:00 AM  From Authorid: 62993    Lol!  
Date: 12/30/2004 8:50:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 62971    Well Moon Angel,theres not to many people out there that would share that....LOL j/k Arc Angel  

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