"You've gotta help me," the man said to the psychiatrist. "Every night this week i've dreamed I'm playing in a badminton tournament. Then I wake up tired and sweaty." "Okay, here's you medicine." the doctor said. "Drink this right away and you'll be cured in no time." "Can't I wait and drink it tomorrow?" dreamer wanted to know. "Why?" The doctor asked. "It's our championship game tonight."
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The teacher asks,"If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have?" Vincent raised his hand and answered, "one dollar." The teacher shook her head. "You don't know your math." Vincent said, "You don't know my father."
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Snake 1: Are we poisonous? Snake 2: I don't know. Why? Snake 1: I just bit my lip.
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