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Rudolph's Operation.......SmoknJokes

  Author:  54570  Category:(Humor) Created:(12/26/2004 5:07:00 AM)
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Christmas was over. Santa and his reindeer finally had a chance to rest. And they deserved it. They had done a good job.

Rudolph had a chance to do something he had wanted to do for a long time. He made an appointment with a plastic surgeon because he was so sensitive about his looks.

However, it wasn't his glowing proboscis that he wanted changed. He was proud of his nose and the help he had given Santa because of it. No, he was sensitive about his long ears which were much more prominent than the ears of the average reindeer, or bear, for that matter.

So one week after Christmas, he let the good doctor do the reconstructive surgical procedure, and since that time, January 1st has been celebrated as... New Ears Day.

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Date: 12/26/2004 5:55:00 AM  From Authorid: 46069    *shakes head* ... i loved those ears.  
Date: 12/26/2004 7:25:00 AM  From Authorid: 46527    This joke deserves a decent burial it's so old.....LOL!!!!  
Date: 12/26/2004 5:07:00 PM  From Authorid: 52155    wow..................   

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