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Advertising-Jokes...............Arc Angel

  Author:  62971  Category:(Humor) Created:(12/23/2004 9:28:00 AM)
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Ladies and gentlemen, now you can have a bikini for a ridiculous figure.

Be with us again next Saturday at 10:00 P. M. for "High Fidelity," designed to help music lovers increase their reproduction.

When you are thirsty, try 7-Up, the refreshing drink in the green bottle with the big 7 on it and u-p after.

Tune in next week for another series of classical music programs with the Canadian Broadcorping Castration.

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Scent foul play in death of man found bound and hanged

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BOY COOKS MUST EAT OWN VITALS

BACHELORS PREFER BEAUTY TO BRAINS IN THEIR WIVES

LOCAL MAN HAS LONGEST HORNS IN ALL TEXAS

OFFICER CONVICTED OF ACCEPTING BRIDE

40 MEN ESCAPE WATERY GRAVES WHEN VESSEL FLOUNDERS IN ALE

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Date: 12/23/2004 9:36:00 AM  From Authorid: 53558    *Chuckles*..  
Date: 12/23/2004 9:38:00 AM  From Authorid: 3835    I want to see those horns on that Texan (-: These were funny!!  

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