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The Perfect Couple

  Author:  15228  Category:(Humor) Created:(12/20/2004 8:08:00 AM)
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Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect.

One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help.

There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering the toys.

Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple; and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident.

Question: Who was the survivor?

Scroll down for the answer. Trust me, it's worth it









Answer: The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man.

**** Women stop reading here, this is the end of the joke.

**** Men keep scrolling.





















So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the woman must have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident.

Men Keep scrolling:













By the way, if you're a woman and you're still reading, this illustrates another point: Women never listen.

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Replies:      
Date: 12/20/2004 8:13:00 AM  From Authorid: 62570    *pouts* I kept on reading... LOL! Thanks for sharing.  
Date: 12/20/2004 8:25:00 AM  From Authorid: 27558    LMAO, thats an interesting way of doing a humor post lol.  
Date: 12/20/2004 8:26:00 AM  From Authorid: 3688    I'm a woman....lol BUT in my defense :P I had to keep reading....lol I'm an admin *giggle*  
Date: 12/20/2004 8:32:00 AM  From Authorid: 62917    Your right I never listen! ~frobbins~  
Date: 12/20/2004 8:44:00 AM  From Authorid: 51587    lol..very interesting haha *Huggs*  
Date: 12/20/2004 9:46:00 AM  From Authorid: 46527    LOL...very funny!  
Date: 12/20/2004 11:05:00 AM  From Authorid: 47618    Oh that was great!  
Date: 12/20/2004 1:28:00 PM  From Authorid: 39043    lol I've read this one before, but it still good! and yet i still didn't listen! Oops  
Date: 12/20/2004 1:41:00 PM  From Authorid: 36700    lol
Date: 12/20/2004 6:31:00 PM  From Authorid: 19625    LOL... Didn't listen -->>>>  

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