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Weird Letters To Santa ~BichonFriseOwner~

  Author:  22721  Category:(Humor) Created:(12/19/2004 12:56:00 PM)
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What are some weird letters Santa could recieve? Imagine if he got one from the Wicked Witch of the West, or even maybe you yourself wrote him a rather unsuual letter that would make him tremble with fear. Maybe you asked him for venison, or you got a live elf from him on Ebay.

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Date: 12/19/2004 1:22:00 PM  From Authorid: 6915    Hehehe..never thought of that. I would think a letter from Jack Frost would be funny. Or if I sent him one saying I took an elf hostige.LoL  
Date: 12/20/2004 10:31:00 AM  From Authorid: 62996    lol its like

Dear Santa,
I hate your guts! Heres what I want for christmas!

A possesed elf
A shrunken head...
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that sorta thing lol
  
Date: 12/21/2004 12:18:00 AM  From Authorid: 19460    Well I dont know about writing Santa a letter, but my son and I decided that maybe instead of cookies, we will leave Santa some rumballs (heavy on the rum) and toy jack him when he passes out. Then we can take off with the reindeer and sleigh on a trip to see Nanny and Paw Paw in Tx! We could even hold Santa hostage and make the elves crank out toy after toy and send them to us until we decide we have enough stuff to do our souls good and turn Santa loose. Does that not sound like a plan?  
Date: 12/21/2004 3:55:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 22721    Yeah. Tell him to bring a baggie for the reindeer.  
Date: 12/25/2004 12:47:00 PM  From Authorid: 62998    I always thought it would be funny to taunt a cow with a hamburger, but im a sicky hehe. like hey cow... oh look your momma..... or maybe your daddy... ymm tasty... maybe ask Santa for some vinison so you taunt his reindeer... Typo Demon  

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