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Ducks and Geese in a Bar Room Fight

  Author:  26598  Category:(Humor) Created:(12/19/2004 12:11:00 AM)
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In a fight the ducks never lose, they tell each other, DUCK! and not get hit. Geese on the other hand get knocked out frequently. They walk into a fight, and someone yells GEESE! and the dumb bird replies "Who swore! and gets nailed in the kisser by a flying knuckle sandwich.



Glossary slang:

Knuckle sandwich is a fist throw.

A kisser, is ones face that tends to be kissed or get hit by a knuckle sandwich.

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Date: 12/19/2004 2:40:00 AM  From Authorid: 53558    *Chuckles* Thanks for sharing...:-)..hug...  

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