Quotations from women about women.......
I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows. -Janette Barber
Who ever thought up the word "Mammogram"? Everytime I hear it, I think I'm supposed to put my breast in an envelope and send it to someone. -Jan King
A few weeks after my surgery, I went out to play catch with my golden retriever. When I bent over to pick up the ball, my prosthesis fell out. The dog snatched it, and I found myself chasing him down the road yelling "Hey, come back here with my breast!" -Linda Ellerbee
Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse. -Lily Tomlin
A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car. -Carrie Snow
Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry with your girlfriends. -Laurie Kuslansky
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More Quotations from women about women.......
Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult. -Charlotte Whitton
Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart. -Caryn Leschen
I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once. -Jennifer Unlimited
If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning. -Catherine Aird
Behind every successful woman...is a substantial amount of coffee. -Stephanie Piro
Behind every successful woman...... is a basket of dirty laundry. -Sally Forth
Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did ...but she did it all backwards and in high heels!
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