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LOL.. I Think He Would Be Wearin 'em On His Head!!

  Author:  3125  Category:(Humor) Created:(12/9/2004 3:41:00 PM)
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A teacher was helping one of her kindergarten students put on his boots.

Even with her pulling and him pushing, the little boots still didn’t want to go on. Finally, when the second boot was on, and she had worked up a sweat, she almost cried when the little boy said, "Teacher, they’re on the wrong feet!"

She looked and sure enough, they were. It wasn’t any easier pulling the boots off than it was putting them on. She managed to keep her cool as together they worked to get the boots back on - this time on the right feet.

But then.. The child looked all wide-eyed and announced, "Teacher..These aren’t my boots."

She bit her tongue rather than get right in his face and scream, "Why didn’t you say so?" like she wanted to. And, once again she struggled to help him pull the ill-fitting boots off his little feet.

No sooner they got the boots off and he said, "They’re my brother’s boots. My Mom made me wear ‘em."

Now she didn’t know if she should laugh or cry. But, she mustered up the grace and courage she had left to wrestle the boots back onto his feet again. Helping him into his coat, and now breathing hard from exhaustion, she asked, "Now, where are your mittens?"

He said, "I stuffed ‘em in the toes of my boots."

Her trial starts next month.

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Date: 12/9/2004 3:43:00 PM  From Authorid: 20579    LOL.....I love it...So funny.....HAHAHHAH.
*fadez*
  
Date: 12/9/2004 3:51:00 PM  From Authorid: 62914    Lol! I love the ending!
-Goddess Of Imaginary Light
  
Date: 12/9/2004 6:15:00 PM  From Authorid: 7574    The ending was great   
Date: 12/9/2004 6:17:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 3125    Thanx..I thought this was sooo funny and I just had to post it. LOL.. Reminds me of some of the things my own children would do as they were growing up.   
Date: 12/9/2004 6:38:00 PM  From Authorid: 12118    LOL!!! That's great!  
Date: 12/10/2004 11:43:00 AM  From Authorid: 26363    Kids!!! ya just gotta laugh.  
Date: 12/10/2004 12:34:00 PM  From Authorid: 37843    LOL!!  
Date: 12/10/2004 4:25:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 3125    Thanx for dropping by Aeval, Morning Glory and Whyte Pengin..   
Date: 12/10/2004 6:06:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 3125    Oops!! correction..^^Whyte Penguin^^..  
Date: 4/25/2006 9:55:00 AM  From Authorid: 36704    lol poor teacher  

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