Im Sure You Havn't Heard This One....Shimmer

I think this is the funniest joke. The 1st time I read it my Iced Tea ended up in my bowl of chicken soup.

Little red riding hood was walking through the forest and all of a sudden she came across the Big Bad wolf, hiding behind a shrub.

"My what big ears you have!" she said.

The wolf looked at the girl dressed in red and ran off.

Further down the track, little red riding hood came across the wolf again, this time hiding behind a tree stump.

"My what a big nose you have!" she said.

The wolf looked at little red riding hood and gave the girl a bad look and ran off.

After walking for a few more minutes, little red riding hood came across the Big Bad wolf yet again; this time behind a tree.

"My big teeth you have!" exclaimed little red riding hood.

All of a sudden the Big Bad wolf jumped up and said: " Would you leave me alone?? Im trying to poop!"

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