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uncle frank

  Author: 62946  Category:(Humor) Created:(11/28/2004 8:52:00 AM)
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Wrong Number...

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Monday afternoon at work, Jack gets curious about what his wife is cooking for dinner, so he calls home to get the details.

The phone rings and the little girl picks up the phone.

"Hey sweetie, is your Mom there?"

"No she is upstairs with Uncle Frank and their naked!"

"Honey, you don't have an Uncle Frank,"

"Yes I do Daddy, he is upstairs naked with Mommy,"

"Well this is what I want you to do. You tell Mommy and Uncle Frank that my car just pulled in the driveway and you get back on the phone and tell me what they did."

"Okay, Daddy."

After about 5 minutes, the little girl gets back on the phone to relay what went down.

"Daddy! Mom jumped out the window and she's dead! And Uncle Jack jumped out the other window, but he must of forgot that you let all the water out of the pool and he is at the bottom dead too!"

"Pool? What pool? Wait a minute....is this 555-7902?"

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Date: 11/28/2004 9:04:00 AM  From Authorid: 50652    LOL, that would suck!!   
Date: 11/28/2004 1:58:00 PM  From Authorid: 62887    lol that was really awesome lol ~~Distraught~~  
Date: 11/28/2004 2:35:00 PM  From Authorid: 61966    LoL!! Great one. Thanks for sharing it with us all.  
Date: 11/28/2004 2:41:00 PM  From Authorid: 62866    lol. that's very funny, yet horrible. -GPenguin  
Date: 9/5/2005 11:00:00 PM  From Authorid: 7574    lol..That would suck. heeh  

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