Delicate Skin..................... funny............. ~muscuoniony

Delicate skin

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There was a couple that were madly in love with each other and had been married for 14 years and had known each other since 4th grade. They had a small cottage in West Virginia and things were looking great for them. That is until one night when they were on their way home from a graduation party they were hit bye a semi and the women was badly hurt and had a sever case of road rash on her face that stretched from one ear around her face to the other. The man however, being on the other end of the car wasn’t hurt at all. When the woman was admitted to the hospital the doctor said that the only option for complete recovery would be skin transfer therapy.

Her husband jumped at the chance to prove himself to his wife and immediately offered to be the skin donor. After taking a look at the man and taking inventory on the mans skin thickness and texture he cam to the conclusion that the only place that was thick enough and delicate enough to use on the woman’s face would be from the mans rear. So the surgery was finished and she looked even more beautiful than before the accident. She thanked her husband and one night a couple weeks later she thanked him for keeping it a secret and cried to him because she didn’t know how to repay him. He turned to her and smiled and then said don’t worry I get thanked every time your mother kisses your cheek!!!!!!!!! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I thought this was pretty funny......... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ~Muscuoniony