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Things to do at a fastfood restaurant..... very funny ~Muscuoniony

  Author: 62946  Category:(Humor) Created:(11/25/2004 1:13:00 PM)
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Things to do at a Fast Food Restaurant

Ask for a hamburger, Cry dramatically saying "Did they really have to kill the cow" in a sobbing voice.

Out side of the building, protest that they don't add enough salt on the drinks.

Unleash cockroaches secretly.

Sing a song out loud.

Try to rob the store in a poor manner(where a mask that does not allow you to see, ask people that are not at the counter for money, or at least a trashcan).

Pay for your meal entirely in pennies.

Take your car through the drive-thru in reverse.

Inquire what's in the Secret sauce.

Refuse to give them money until they win at Paper/Rock/Scissors.

Prevent all people from eating until you say a prayer (try and find the longest one).

Threaten to move to Antarctica to strangers who don't treat you nicely.

Ask for a burger that looks more like the pictures.

Go to the play place and tell kids strangers have the best candy sand that parents lie cause they don't want you to have it.

Stand by the garbage and prevent people from throwing it out until they pay the fee.

Order a burger, hold the lettuce, tomatoes, meat, buns, ...

Ask the waiter "Would you like fries with that" when they hand you your meal.

When at a drive-thru, order your meal in sign language.

Dress as Ronald McDonald and advice customers not to eat here.

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~Muscuoniony

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Date: 11/25/2004 2:48:00 PM  From Authorid: 43015    LOL! it would be fun to do some of those  
Date: 11/25/2004 3:09:00 PM  From Authorid: 29532    Take your car through the drive-thru in reverse.

I AM SO gonna try this!!!!!!!!!
  
Date: 11/25/2004 9:46:00 PM  From Authorid: 14464    That would be funny if I didn't work at a fast food! I hate when people come in while I'm working and act stupid it's real annoying. And the reverse thing my brother has done. He said he toldthem that the driver door doesn't open nor does the window roll down and they let him go through. Then after they gave him his food he rolled his window down and opened his door to spit and then drove off!  
Date: 11/26/2004 5:57:00 AM  From Authorid: 37101    Ditto to Ghost Lover's first sentence. The reverse thing has been done so many times before, it's old. And it's really not that funny to anyone. Even the doer of the action doesn't find it funny once it's over. -  
Date: 11/28/2004 6:22:00 AM  From Authorid: 62976    there not that funny but i got to try some of them.
Date: 2/19/2005 10:55:00 PM  From Authorid: 7574    I've paid in pennies before, but it was a neccessity.  

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