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A Divorce on thanksgiving.

  Author:  36967  Category:(Humor) Created:(11/25/2004 12:21:00 PM)
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There was this man from Phoenix Ari, called his son from Boston "Hey son, I am sorry to ruin your thanksgiving, but I have to tell you that your mom and I are getting a divorce. I have had it, 45 years is long enough with that woman. You tell your sister for me."

So the son, so devastated, called his sister in Miami Fla, " You are not going to believe this, but dad called and they are getting a divorce." So the Sister so shocked said "No way, there they are getting a divorce. Let's go down there right away, OK".

So the Daughter calls the Parents in Ari, The Father answers the phone and hears from his daughter, "What is this, you two are divorcing, please, you are not going to do it, I will stop you. My brother and I are coming down, don't do anything until we get there OK. We are coming"

The Father hangs up, and then the wife comes, and he says " He honey, you won't beleive this, the kids are coming for thanksgivng dinner."

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Date: 11/25/2004 12:56:00 PM  From Authorid: 13119    evil parent!  
Date: 11/25/2004 4:52:00 PM  From Authorid: 12118    LOL, that's hilarious  
Date: 11/25/2004 6:47:00 PM  From Authorid: 53558    *chuckles* That is one way of getting your kids to come home..  

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