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The Parrot....Midnight Momma

  Author:  47930  Category:(Humor) Created:(11/24/2004 1:27:00 PM)
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A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to "clean up" the bird's vocabulary. Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even ruder. John, in desperation, threw up his hand, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed. Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute. Fearing! that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the freezer. The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arms and said,

"I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior."

John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude. As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior the bird continued, "May I ask what the turkey did?"

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Date: 11/24/2004 1:53:00 PM  From Authorid: 48809    Oh yes, I have heard this before and I always get a good laugh out of it! lol. really funny!  
Date: 11/24/2004 2:10:00 PM  From Authorid: 57768    LOL that was very funny! A great joke for Thanksgiving! Thanks for sharing! Take care and have a Happy Thanksgiving! *HUGS*
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Date: 11/24/2004 3:40:00 PM  From Authorid: 62424    LOL thats great. Happy thanksgiving  
Date: 11/24/2004 3:44:00 PM  From Authorid: 62881    I laugh every time I hear that one!...Green Eyed Froggy  
Date: 11/24/2004 5:36:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 47930    thank you all very much, i am glad you all enjoyed it. this was the first time i have ever heard it. happy thanksgiving to you all also and be safe. hugs   

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