Greetings to you, my friends. I am that one, some of you may know as "Kronk," standing in for your regular "mistress of ceremonies," SpaceCase.
Fear not...Everything is cool with our beloved SpaceCase and she will return for the next interview. Seems that she and today's guest are just a bit "too" close to conduct an objective interview.....SpaceCase felt that I would have no such inhibitions..and of course, I don't..*wink*
"I'm not sure why the following quotes seem important to me, but anyway: "Sometimes the voice of reason simply gets drowned out." "You say it's all been done before?...Not this way, baby!" and "Trick or Treat. Smell my feet. Gimme' somethin' good to eat."
(Tell you what, for propriety's sake and in the interest of preserving air quality, I'll just keep my shoes on. This is, afterall, the "festival of winter nights" (Halloween) and not the "festival of bad cheese." Ewwwwww..That would have been a cruel and unusual trick, indeed. Now for the "treat." I believe it is customary to give a brief intro:
Today's guest is a major contributor to the idea that is USM.
"There's this girl, you need to know and you can say that I told you so.
She pedals fun...She pedals facts. She makes Oprah and Geraldo come off as hacks.
She burns the oil at midnight and sneaks-on during the day.
Pay attention to her insight. Listen to what she has to say."
Politics, civil liberty, real-life, religion and the most amazing poetry and songs, all can be found by clicking on the "All stories by Author #53836." She is wise beyond her years. She's witty, warm, compassionate and definitely one of my favorite USM'rs. I've looked into her eyes and liked what I saw in there. (This lady is is the only member that I've ever met in person. A special treat, indeed)....Ladies and Gentlemen of USM...I give you, "SpaceCase."......
(Hi there, Ducky! Let's get rolling, shall we?)
"I think we should, although I'm not sure I deserve all that praise up there, Poppa Bear!"
(Of course you deserve it.:)
WHO'S THAT GIRL??? How about giving the readers a mental image to go with your words? Name, eye color, height, shoe-size, mouth, bust, waist, hips..Oooops...hehe..Ahem..Go ahead, lady. You know what I mean.
"Kronk!! Get out, LOL!! You're too much. You already know what I look like. The day after having a baby, of course, LOL... A train wreck!! Well, for the rest of you'ns ;) My name is Stacie, but my friends call me Spacie ;) I'm 5' 2 ½" with brown eyes and olive skin and oh my Gawd...Becky, look at her butt, it's so big! I think that would apply, LOL"
(Ahhhhh..That's my girl. Modest, to an extreme..Actually readers..She is quite ((( HOT>) looking.;)
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WHAT BROUGHT YOU TO USM AND WHAT MADE YOU DECIDE TO BECOME A USMER?
"I had saved a story from USM in my favorites and one day I started browsing around and noticed I could join this place that apparently showcased writing and friendship. The story actually had a picture on it, I had looked up the F5 tornado that hit Jarrell, TX in 1997 because my brother had just graduated there the week before it hit and my sister lost several classmates to it's monstrous power. Well this story on USM had a picture of that tornado that if turned sideways looked like Jesus, so I printed out the picture and put the story in my favorites, Unfortunately I don't have the same computer anymore and don't know how to find that story, .but I bet it was one of the only ones with a picture on it!! I've stayed because of the camaraderie with a few USMers that have become like family to me, and USM is like the world's greatest filing cabinet for my stuff."
IF THERE WAS ONE THING YOU WANT USMERS TO KNOW ABOUT YOU, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
"I'm kinda windy..a wordy bird :P Seriously? I'm a mother of four precocious but precious boys, and my greatest passions in life revolve around them, music and writing. I make friends easy. I also love adventures."
(Adventure??? Well then, you need to come offshore fishing with me, someday. Making it back-in is "always" an adventure.)
DO YOU HAVE A SECRET MISSION HERE AT USM?
"I wanna interview everyone here and accumulate enough decent poems to publish a book of such. To be a friend indeed to those in need."
(Turns up his collar and dons dark glasses. "I'm not who you think I am.")
AT MAKES YOUR USM LIGHT SHINE SO BRIGHT?
"That would be the tail exhaust from my space rocket!"
HOW DID YOU CHOOSE YOUR ALIAS?
"It just fits...*snicker-snort*"
(Heh, heh, heh,,,heh, heh..heh....She said, snort.)
IF YOU COULD MEET ANY USMER, WHO WOULD IT BE AND WHY?
"I want to meet Evelyn, my dear friend American Girl! We talk on the phone at least once a week and I love her like a big sis! I would also like to meet Moonie and jam out with her and I'd like to personally hug Ginger and George's neck for making this site and keeping it going! It has made a difference in my life and I'm so grateful we have this place to escape to. Beats a bar any day ;)"
(How sweet, Stacie.:) USM is certainly a safe haven for so many of us. (((BOING>) What an excellent idea you've given me! I'll bring my laptop to the bar and enjoy the best of both worlds.:)
HAVE YOU EVER EXPERIENCED SOMETHING PARANORMAL OR MYSTERIOUS?
"Several..You'd have to go back to some of my first posts to read them. Nothing too recent, besides a message from beyond that a fellow USMer shared with me. I've seen dead people, LOL."
(Trippy! We'll have to expound on this one later.)
ARE YOU SINGLE OR MARRIED?
"Married 8 years now. It has it's ups and it's downs."
ANY KIDS?
"Four boys: Sam-7, Jake-5, Mikey-3, and Leo-1 "
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SEASON?
"Springtime in Texas. All the blooming flowers and trees. Nice. Temps in the 70's-80's.. Rainstorms, the smell of fresh cut grass and Summertime in Texas: Cooling off in a sparkling stream, babies laughing in the sprinklers, tomatoes and Fall in Texas: A good mix of everything and the big ol' bright harvest moon."
(I love the way you describe such things. GO TEXAS!! woot, woot)
WHOM DO YOU MOST LOOK UP TO?
"Jesus, I don't know how He did it, but He did and I try to be more like Him, even though I fall so short everyday."
WHAT IS YOUR DREAM CAR?
"An ol' '67 convertible mustang. Turquoise sheen, or an ol' 70's model Jeep Cherokee paddy wagon type with the side panels and all. I think that's the brand. The Jeep goes along with my Smokey Mountain Tennessee dreams ;)"
(You know, I like your dreams:)
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MUSIC GENRE AND WHO REALLY ROX YOUR WORLD?
"The only music genre I don't care that much for is rap/hip hop and I even like some of it! My favorite musicians are Willie Nelson, Allison Kraus, James Taylor, Tom Petty, The Beattles, The Eagles, Lynard Skynard, Patsy Cline, Lucinda Williams, Billie Holiday, and most recent additions Maroon 5 and Los Lonely Boys!"
WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO READ ABOUT?
"Mysteries and vampires, news, news and more news."
WHO'S YOUR FAVORITE AUTHOR?
"Anne Rice and Austin columnist John Kelso."
(I like Anne Rice's stories, also:)
WHEN YOU DIE, IF YOU WERE TO COME BACK AS A GHOST, WHAT WOULD YOU DO?
"Visit my sister and see how much of my stuff she has, LOL!"
WHO'S YOUR FAVORITE CARTOON CHARACTER...AND WHY?
"I loved the old Garfield and how he ate lasagna! I always wanted to just let go of my inhibitions like him, you know and all his napping! Bring it on! LOL I also love Sponge Bob. He's on my pillowcase."
(Good old Garfield..."Careful..I don't care to be touched at this time.")
WHAT DO YOU ENJOY WATCHING ON TV?
"Las Vegas, Charmed, CSI Miami, CSI, Lost and reality shows like Survivor, Big Brother, and American Idol, which ever one is on at the time. I've grown bored of the Bachelor, grossed out by Fear Factor and never got into the Apprentice or others. I love Prime Time live, 20/20, BBC News, Nightline, Charlie Rose and other news programs too, I'm a news junkie in every form it comes in!"
WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE MOVIES?
" A Knight's Tale, 10 Things I Hate About You, (cuz I love Heath Ledger), Indian Summer, Philadelphia Story (Kathrine Hepburn, Carey Grant, Jimmy Stewart), Secondhand Lions, Big Fish, One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest, & The Shining (either version) Singing in the Rain, and Xanadu."
KERRY OR BUSH..
"Kerry! Only 2 more days!!!"
WHEN YOU WERE A YOUNGIN', WHAT DID YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GREW UP?
"A singer, then a teacher, then a journalist."
TELL ME ABOUT YOUR OCCUPATIONS/HOBBIES, STACIE :D
"Well I do a lot of laundry and wash a lot of dishes, vacuum floors, wipe down counters, walls, and everything else my goblins get their grubby hands on, and when I am not changing a diaper or making a meal or mending a wound or helping with homework, I am writing or playing my guitar and singing, or making up a new song, or fiddling with some craft. Right now it's bracelets for family Christmas gifts. I love to create new dishes for dinner/desserts. J"
(Hey..I do a lot of that kind of stuff, myself.)
WHICH CAME FIRST, THE CHICKEN OR THE EGG?
"The egg, with toast for breakfast and then chicken and stuffing for dinner."
WHAT IS YOUR REASONING BEHIND YOUR ANSWER?
"Well you don't eat dinner before breakfast do ya?! (I thought I'd follow along the more creative route than scientific ;)
(There are only "correct" answers to that question.)
WHICH TOPIC DO YOU GO MOST OFTEN TO READ ON USM?
"In the News and Discussion."
WHICH CATAGORY DO YOU POST IN MOST OFTEN?
"Poetry, In the News, and Group."
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FOOD?
"Tex-Mex or beef jerky, green olives and cheese (most any kind will do)"
(Oh Lordy! Gimme a big pile of beans and some of that Tex-Mex barbeque! Oh man! Can we take a break, Stacie? I'm starved.)
TEA OR COFFEE?
"Depends on the season. I drink more coffee when it's cold and more tea when it's hot."
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR?
"Blue Bell had a new one out this summer, It was a Mexican chocolate and vanilla, it was a seasonal flavor called Dos Amigos , I haven't had any since. The chocolate had a sensual hint of cinnamon. YUM! I don't much indulge in ice cream because my hubby usually beats me to it."
WHEN I SAY, 'PERFECT SALAD', WHAT COMES TO MIND?
"Lunch: a bed of baby romaine, tomatoes, cheddar cheese chunks, shredded ham, croutons and Wishbone's Robusto Italian dressing and some salt and cracked pepper. If I'm making it for a special romantic dinner for hubby and I, I add black olives, split boiled eggs and diced avocado."
ARE YOU MILD OR WILD??
"I'm pretty wild after a few drinks hit the bloodstream. That's why I tend to avoid alcohol. Most would say I'm spontaneous and wild sober, so yeh!"
(Hmmmmmm...Wild, eh? Aww c'mon... Just one little nip???)
WHY DO YOU SAY THAT?
"My sun sign is Leo and my Chinese Astrological sign is Fire Dragon, I think it's in my make-up, plus I have Irish, Cherokee, and Scottish blood tearin’ through my veins. Like I said, it's in my make-up."
WHAT ONE WORD WOULD YOU USE WHEN DESCRIBING YOURSELF?
"Vocal (opinionated)"
WHAT MAKES YOUR WORLD SPIN 'ROUND?
"My family, close friends, USM, my music and my housework."
IF YOU COULD CHANGE THE WORLD, HOW WOULD YOU CHANGE IT?
"Demand that the weathiest 1% of the world donate 5% of their fiscal earnings to revolutionize third-world countries....Demand equal, free education for all children..Demand that 2% of each big business's profits go into maintaining the cities and rural areas nearest them and eliminating the electoral college and let each Americans choose their president, not state numbers. Let the Reservations open their casinos. Lots more things, but I wanna still be known as SpaceCase, not Space Hog ;) Ciao!!"
( I like the idea, really I do, but we'll need to surround you with armed guards if "they" read that.;)
“Ok, then I guess getting Donald Trump to rebuild Cuba and the Dominican Republic is out of the question then…shucks ;)”
(Well folks.. There you have it. The lady exposed, laid bare and stripped for all to see. I for one enjoyed watching her squirm 'neath the inquisitor's onslaught.....owch,..OWCH!...Don't do that!!!...WHAT??? I'm not done yet! Get your hands off me!....Hey! AHHHHHHHH!!!! HELP!!!....... DUCKY!!!....! Tell these people who I am...SpaaaaaaaceCase..............)
Yeh, that’s just my dirty ol’ daddy…don’t mind him, he was raised in a barn ;) He is really very lovable and holds a special place in my heart J I have a set of shark jaws he cured after catching, it sits on my nightstand next to my ‘moongirl’ lamp…If you haven’t had the pleasure of reading his poetry, I highly recommend it. J
Hope you all had a fabulous Halloween and didn’t mind our lil’ trick on ya! Until next time this is Spacie, with special guest interviewer Kronk, blasting OFF!
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