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Countdown to the Recount 2004....Danielle

  Author:  16376  Category:(Humor) Created:(10/29/2004 6:54:00 PM)
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This is from the headlines of the most recent Onion paper. (The Onion is a fake newspaper in case you didn't know, so don't believe this...lol) This is something I think people on both sides can laugh at :)



Countdown to the Recount 2004

*How to make your vote recount

*Where to re-register for the re-vote

*When will the next president be appointed?

*Polls show Supreme Court split 5-4, a closer look at the swing justices

*The Electoral College reconsidered for the 20 billionth time

*Is your state really a state?

*Your dead relatives: How they will vote and why

*Should the two Americas hold seperate elections?

*A look at the recount campaign ads

*Which facts to ignore and which emotional pleas to take to heart

*Five reasons why you may or may not want to throw up your hands and stop caring altogether

LOL, this is funny but a little sad since I think something like this is almost bound to happen.

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Date: 10/29/2004 7:10:00 PM  From Authorid: 43015    hehe i like the last one  
Date: 10/29/2004 7:12:00 PM  From Authorid: 62901    LOL.... Good post! Good laugh! Take care...hugs **Dolphin Glitz**  
Date: 10/29/2004 7:13:00 PM  ( Admin-DNL )   I like "A look at the recount campaign ads" LOL
Date: 10/29/2004 7:14:00 PM  ( Admin-DNL )   Oh and "How to make your vote recount" that one is good too
Date: 10/29/2004 7:29:00 PM  From Authorid: 50434    LMAO thanks for the laugh, and thanks for sharing.  
Date: 10/29/2004 7:59:00 PM  From Authorid: 62246    heh heh I love to laugh at this kind of stuff.  
Date: 10/30/2004 6:15:00 AM  ( Admin-DNL )   thanks for the comments
Date: 6/22/2005 4:21:00 AM  From Authorid: 28946    Oh my. LMBO! I haven't heard of The Onion in a long time and thanks for sharing these jokes.  

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