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COMPUTER GENDER.....PammieRose

  Author:  29928  Category:(Humor) Created:(10/29/2004 10:37:00 AM)
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An English teacher was explaining to his students the concept of gender association in the English language. He stated how hurricanes at one time were given feminine names and how ships and planes were usually referred To as "she."

One of the students raised their hand and asked, "What "gender" is a computer?"

The teacher wasn't certain which it was, so he divided the class into two groups, males in one, females in the other, and asked them to decide if a computer should be masculine or feminine. Both groups were asked to give four reasons for their recommendation.

The group of women concluded that computers should be referred to in the masculine gender because:

1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.

2. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.

3. They are supposed to help you solve your problems, but half the time they ARE the problem.

4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have had a better model.

The men on the other hand decided that computers should definitely be referred to in the feminine gender because:

1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic.

2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.

3. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.

4. As soon as you make a commitment to one you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

Hahahaa HUGS, Pammie

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Date: 10/29/2004 10:47:00 AM  From Authorid: 38683    LOL! Good Stuff.   
Date: 10/29/2004 11:16:00 AM  From Authorid: 25828    LOL  
Date: 10/29/2004 12:19:00 PM  From Authorid: 49763    I remember seeing this a few years ago still funny. ~~  
Date: 10/29/2004 12:24:00 PM  From Authorid: 62401    LOL My husband is a computer programmer and he builds computers too... he calls his computers his "girls"   
Date: 10/29/2004 7:57:00 PM  From Authorid: 62246    lol! Thats too funny.  
Date: 10/31/2004 7:31:00 AM  From Authorid: 43015    LoL..i think the females reasons are better then the males  

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