1blonde joke to go ...obsession?...oooh you`ll see...

1-a blonde walks into a cafe`[i had to change 1 thing `cause it looked like a bad word], and sits` with the other blondes` she says"TGIF" a guy walkd\s up to her and says SHIOM she smiles and says "TGIF" he smiles` and replies"shiOm " she says "thank goodness it`s friday"he says "sorry honey it`s only monday"

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to be an astronaut just so you can visit the Moon Kingdom.

You dive your face into a Chinese book and scream,"Tamahome, I'm coming!!!"

You see a fight breaking out and you start to get a mic to begin singing that your boyfriend is a pilot in order to stop the fight and bring peace to all.

You find a golden bowling ball with a star on it, and you're convinced Vegeta is nearby.

You attempt to find Vision of Escaflowne songs in a hymn book during church services.

You capture mice and stick their tails into electric sockets hoping that they will become like Pikachu.

You research travel guides about information on Chinese springs because you desire an instant and painless sex change.

You catalog all the phone numbers listed with the name"Goddess" or "Belldandy" and start calling.

You get blueprints of your school and look for an upside-down floating castle in the sky or ruins that act as a gate to an alternative world.

You attempt to send things through "Kiki's Delivery Service" because you think it's faster than UPS.

If you are a man in love with a male friend, you believe it's because you were a dead moon woman in your past life.

You think the Christmas song "Angels We Have Heard on High" is actually an Evangelion prophesy.

You are an engineering major and you send your application to the Gundam Department of NASA.

You are a girl who applies to get into the Greenwood Dorm just to see how long it takes for all your dormmates to realize that you're not a boy.

You try to find the video store Gokuraku and insist on a lifetime membership.

You watch Otaku no Video ...and forget to laugh.

\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ [my ownn] ===================================================================== 1-whenever it is 3:00am/pm u eat a cookie[sailor moon]

2-you collect little gold ringd\s` with stars on them[DBZ]

3-you have the name of your favorite anime character[or screen name]

4-anyone with the name moon in the name, or blonde pigtales draw your attetion[SAILOR MOON]

5-you have anime dreams`

6-you can sing/speak in japanesse

7-you and ur friendz RP[role play], theeen argue/debate over subtittles` or the dubbed anime[the american or the origional with no changes`]

8-you think explainning what anime is is like explaining a joke to one of those "dumb blondes`"[lol no offense to the blondes` and the ones who dont know what anime is]

9-it is all anime 24/7

10-you turn your friendz into aniome fans` *WOOT*obsession?...you haven`t seen aaanything yet lol =============================================================================== "Sailor Moon says, Got any cheese?" heeere weee go SAIIILOR MOON OBSESSION obsession`s a straaannnge thing ===============================================================================

You put a glow in the dark crescent moon sticker on your cat's forehead and beg it to start talking to you

You know the entire Japanese theme song by heart

When you style your hair like Serena's and start chanting her move names at bullys

You make your screen name as one of the Sailor Scouts

You drive your friends crazy trying to memorize the whole script of all the episodes of sailor moon.

you stand in front of a mirror and say "Moon Prism Power" all night long until your parents freak and send you to a nuthouse

you put a black crescent moon on your forehead and pretend that you're a person from Nemesis!

you start "praying" like Rei to get the guys off your back )

You wear a golden tiara with a ruby imbeded in it

you make diagrams on how to make meatballs,spades,and hearts out of your hair

you try to make your own sailor suit and try to pass it off as just a hollowen costume but you "try it on" every once in a while to see if it still fits

you catch yourself saying 'chibi chibi' over and over again as you splash merrily along in puddles holding your umbrella

you start to find Melvin attractive

you start to spell out all the scouts names in you abc soup )

You go outside during a thunderstorm and start screaming Jupiter Thunder Crash! And your parents are like "Honey come back inside".

you make your own moon scepter

you make your own moon crystal

you act like Tuxedo Mask and throw a rose in front of the bullies at school (for the guys`]

you dream of becoming the head pristess of your grandpa's temple

you have high heels on during your karte lessons

You conscider having blue, pink, or green hair perfectly normal

you buy a childs chemistry kit so you can make a daimon pod to torture your little brother(since its obvious he DOESN'T have a pure heart)

You duck behind a tree and yell Moon Crystal Power! And jump back out and start making a speech to some one that walks by about how you're going to punish them.

you make a Tiara out of aluminum foil and stick a crescent moon sticker on it and say MOON TIARA MAGIC!!! and throw it at your little brother

You are known at school as 'That Sailor Moon Weirdo."

The people at DIC know you personaly from all those threatining letters you sent them about the undubbed episodes.

You print out this list and carry it around as a checklis

you make a site on anime and it turns out you used all of your space on sailor moon

you make up your own scouts and scripts and try to send them to toonami



you start to write songs to go with your scripts

You love the song One Week By Bare Naked Ladies Just because he sings about sailor moon in two sentencess.

You get a trash can, fill it with paper, light it on fire, and then try to find out what the answer to tommorrows quiz.

Durring an earth quake, you yell, "Will You Stop That, Uranus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

you stand on every red ferrari you see and yell, "you're going down, Nephlite!" (From Firefly)

you've spent many hours wondering why the Sailor Scouts nails are painted when they transform since they wear gloves



NASA is now screening they're calls because 'someone' keeps calling and begging them to search for the ruins of the Moon Kingdom

You put on a Tuxedo and start throwing roses at people.



you paint a cat face on a volley ball, tape an antenna to it, press the nose and shout "Sailors! I need you! Heart-snachers are here!" (

your art teacher asks you to draw an important moment in your life and you find yourself sketching Sailor Moon's transformation. (

You look at all inteligent people based on Ami.

You have more than 10 sites about Sailor Moon on you "Favorites" list

You love it more than Dragon Ball Z (brownie ponts to the guys you also agree with me)

You have at least 10 of these happen to you in life

============================================================================ "i want a cheese burger" ============================================================================ You swear that the stars know everything.

* You have a rat as a pet.

Your house is packed full of a variety of plants.



You have the urge to play a flute after playing with cards.



Your face is black and your mouth gets big and red when in the dark.



You buy Lucky Charms just to get the marshmellow crystal balls and stars. You save all your money to buy a Ferarri.

You yell "Charm Buster" whenever a guy turns you down for a date. You salute National Arbor Day with the phrase "If the TREES die, WE die!" You protest in Hollywood, saying "Big dreams are best just for kids."

You are constantly trying to find a flying horse.

You are afraid to go anywhere near airplanes, though you've never been on one before. Visits to the jewlrey store are daily because you constantly try to find the seven rainbow crystals.



Short red dresses and black tutus are definately in! A mirror is your best friend.



When you grow up, you want to be a lion taimer or an acrobat.



You want a crystal ball of your birthday. Your favorite quote is 'Diamond is a girl's best freind.



You name your pet Nezu or Nyanko.



You have dreams about them (or one in particular; coughNephlitecough)* You cheer for the villains over the scouts.*



You write a paper on why you think Fiore could be related to Alan and Ann.

You always talk on the phone with one hand while typing on a computer with the other hand.



You think that Mamoru might have had a long, lost brother; perhaps switched with Diamond at the hospital.



You look for Tin Nyanko whenever you hear a bell around a cat's neck.



You are so tempted to write 'Siren' in permanent marker on the Aluminum Foil box.*



A fish is your favorite marine animal, a hawk is your favorite ariel animal, and a tiger is your favorite land animal.



You are a redhead who constantly flirts with your doctor or professor. You start calling people who act annoying 'pumpkins'.



You start saying/writing your name and everyone else's in doubles. (i.e., your name is John; You say/write JohnJohn.) You carry around a suitcase with a bird symbol on it.



You and a lookalike always were red and blue.



You run around trying to steal people's energy, pure hearts, dream mirrors and star seeds.

You grow your hair to your feet and THEN some! Whenever you are blamed for something, you blame it on your twin, for one is two and two is one.



You takes tips from Zoicite and Fish Eye on how to look like a girl (for males). Everyday you and two friends converse on who you're going to 'seize' over alcohol at a bar.



You paint yourself green and carry a staff.



You try to speed up your growth when you think you're being neglected.



Your favorite movie is "Mirror, Mirror".



Your favorite quote is 'those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't'. (something Eudial would say) You count counties, cities, provinces, etc. that share a villain name.* (Bertie and Avery counties in NC)



You tell a child a story in which EVERYONE dies at the end.



Your laugh becomes annoying. You collect minerals that share a common name with villains (Beryl, Jade, Diamond, Emerald, etc.)*



You learn how to throw boomerangs...& constantly try to hit people with them. You collect different colored eyeballs and attach wings to them. You swear Saffir looks better than Mamoru any day! You take astronomy to learn more about the stars.* (hopefully next sememster)

You think Mamoru was cooler when he was evil.* You think Chibi Usa was cooler when she was evil.*



You appreciate being called 'Surfer Boy', 'Pretty Boy', and/or 'Blondie'. You grow your hair to look anti-gravitational.



You try to possess your sister's dolls. You try to take everyone's energy while on a cruise. Looking good is the first priority.

You are always eating...whether it's before or after you attack.



You think the motto "Maybe she's born with it...maybe it's Maybelline" fits Nehelenia.*

Your favorite movie is "Firestarter" or "Airplane".



You only attack good-looking guys.



You run away from any black, rotary-dial phones.



You dress as a cat for Halloween, complete with bells from head to toe. You run into phone booths hoping to teleport.

You buy Barbie dolls...only to eventually pull their heads off on purpose.

You like torturing big, bluish-gray cats.



You join NASA so that you may visit and invade the moon.



You get a job being a fortune teller so that you can look into a crystal ball (Beryl & Wise Man) After trying to kill your girlfriend and being 'healed', you try to explain to her that you were brainwashed.



You become a radio DJ and send flower pins to listeners, hoping their energy will be sucked away.



You decorate your house with Christmas 'ice crystals' instead of ice cycles. You run around with a purple cloak on and carry a crystal ball.



Whenever you exit a building, you throw light pink-colored rose petals in the air.



You wear gold-colored clothes and gold jewls in your hair.



You favor crows, white mice, and black cats and purple butterflies.



You take up tennis lessons hoping that the instructor will be a cute, rich, long-haired brunette.



You check back rooms of every gym to see if there are any energy pods. Whenever you're bored, you play pool.



You look around in grocery stores for 'dark fruit'. You drink wine while staring at a picture of your crush.



You don't attend doll shows because you think the dolls will attack you You complain because in your opinion, all theme parks should be free with lots of free candy.



You pretend your boyfriend/girlfriend is your brother/sister. You steal people's art pencils and try to put a curse on them.



You collect swords made of glass. You put snails in the minivan of someone you dispise.



You lock yourself out of your house by accident, but eat everything that you just bought from the store, only to get a stomach ache..



You are now standing 10 feet from your computer becaue you think that it will take your pure heart.

You also steer clear of plant shops. You try to paint the lion at the zoo teal and his mane pink. Y

ou try to stick your head through someone else's mirror.

Twister is your favorite game.

You have a strange attraction to whips.

You try to strangle people with your hair.







================================================================================ "those where the salor moon bad guys and girls` i hope the cheese elf brings presents` lol" ================================================================================ [on the phone]-"yes i am making oneliner cheese jokes so i`ll need [whispers] ==============================================================================

i hope non of these r offensive in any way [hugs] ================================================================================ "cheese is what braught me to a whooole new obsession A-A-ACHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" ===============================================================================

[points] see USM? it look`s like an anime obsession i hope i do not [pull`s a bag of bugs` ou] bug ya`ll to much lol get it bug ?? lol LOL Got...Anime

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