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Top Ten Signs You're Too Old To Be Trick-Or-Treating.....SmoknJokes

  Author:  54570  Category:(Humor) Created:(10/29/2004 4:25:00 AM)
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Top Ten Signs You're Too Old To Be Trick-Or-Treating...



10. You get a candy apple and mutter, "Oh yeah, my dentures will love this"

9. You're dressed as a surgeon; earlier in the day you actually performed surgery

8. Not many "Aren't you cutes" but plenty of "I'm calling the cops"

7. Every three houses you need a smoke break

6. Chaos ensues when you confuse an M&M with your heart medication

5. You're dressed as America's favorite movie star, Tyrone Power

4. At the end of night you don't have many treats, but you got a few dates with divorcees

3. Frequently forgo the candy and ask to use the bathroom

2. Your "trick" involves driving rascal scooter across lawn

1. Wrap things up early so you can get home to watch CBS

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Date: 10/29/2004 5:06:00 AM  From Authorid: 46069    never too old!!!Bwuaahhhhahhhhahhhhhhh  
Date: 10/29/2004 5:38:00 AM  From Authorid: 50364    I like number 8 LOL. Chelelea  
Date: 10/29/2004 5:43:00 AM  From Authorid: 62146    lol these are cool.  
Date: 10/29/2004 5:49:00 AM  From Authorid: 18928    this are funny i love #3  
Date: 10/29/2004 6:49:00 AM  From Authorid: 33978    LOL...I have a 5 year old and a two year old to take trick or treating! Heheee...who do you think is going to enjoy it more, the 2 year old or me? (impish grin)
Hugs,
  
Date: 10/29/2004 9:14:00 AM  From Authorid: 24003    LOL  
Date: 10/29/2004 9:51:00 AM  From Authorid: 16916    LOL That was cute. Thanks for the laugh  
Date: 10/29/2004 10:24:00 AM  From Authorid: 62881    Thse were funny...Green Eyed Froggy  
Date: 10/29/2004 1:45:00 PM  From Authorid: 7574    Hehe...I like number two   
Date: 10/29/2004 3:15:00 PM  From Authorid: 38406    LOL! I'm 17 and I stopped trick or treating this year. I'm just not in the mood to do that thing anymore. I have a halloween party to go to tomorrow and it's dress up and I really don't want to go but I will.  
Date: 10/29/2004 4:52:00 PM  From Authorid: 56147    funny, i would never be to old! CANDY IS CANDY.. hehe..  
Date: 10/29/2004 7:34:00 PM  ( Admin-DNL )   LMAO

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