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Little Johnny defines tragedy

  Author:  62901  Category:(Humor) Created:(10/19/2004 11:55:00 AM)
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> John Kerry visits a primary school and sits in on one of the classes, > which is in the middle of a discussion on words and their meaning.

>

> The teacher asks Mr. Kerry if he would like to lead the discussion of

> the word "tragedy".

>

> So, the illustrious leader asks the class for an example of a "tragedy."

>

>

> One little boy stands up and offers: "If my best friend, who lives on

> a farm, is playing in the field and a runaway tractor comes along and

> knocks him dead, that would be a tragedy.

>

> "That's wrong," Kerry shouts. "That would be considered an accident."

>

> A little girl raises her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children

> drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy."

>

> "You are completely incorrect" shouts the Senator. "That would be what

> we would consider a great loss".

>

> The room goes silent. No other children volunteer.

>

> Kerry searches the room. "Isn't there someone here who can give me an

> example of a tragedy?"

>

> Finally at the back of the room Little Johnny raises his hand. In a

> quiet voice he says: "If a plane carrying Senator John Kerry were

> struck by a missile and blown to smithereens, that would be a

> tragedy".

>

> "Fantastic !" exclaims Kerry. "You are absolutely right. Can you tell

> me why that would be a tragedy?."

>

> "Well," says Little Johnny, "because it sure as heck wouldn't be a

> great loss and it probably wouldn't be an accident!"

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Replies:      
Date: 10/19/2004 12:25:00 PM  From Authorid: 27112    hahahahhhaa thats hilarious!!  
Date: 10/19/2004 9:44:00 PM  From Authorid: 28767    That was hilarious. How funny. Peaec Out..  
Date: 10/20/2004 9:16:00 AM  From Authorid: 36901    LOL I've heard the same joke about Bush. Either way, pretty funny :P  
Date: 10/20/2004 12:15:00 PM  From Authorid: 62693    lol my husband is a big Kerry fan. I love this one.  
Date: 10/23/2004 7:32:00 PM  From Authorid: 12072    haha, I like it better when it's Bush instead...  
Date: 6/23/2005 4:13:00 PM  From Authorid: 63047    hahahahaha im a bush fan so this one was good for me Go Johnny Go!  

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