Date: 10/16/2004 5:42:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 30986
Sits everything out on the tables, and tells the banjo players to start playing, while party people start rolling in...  |
Date: 10/16/2004 5:44:00 PM
From Authorid: 5061
Helooooooooo,kysta,got my stuff,coffee,and went to the restroom,and before you say anything,"yes,everything came out just fine"  |
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Date: 10/16/2004 5:45:00 PM
From Authorid: 5061
and you pick a banjo,you don't play it.lol |
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Date: 10/16/2004 5:45:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 30986
Didn't get any splinters from the hole in the outhouse did ya Star? I told bubba to sand that thang down before the party.... |
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Date: 10/16/2004 5:48:00 PM
From Authorid: 5061
lol,kysta,believe it or not back in the day,i heard my grannie talking about a chicken pecking her hiney..in the outhouse. |
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Date: 10/16/2004 5:50:00 PM
From Authorid: 5061
see that was when you had 6 rooms and a path..now days you got 8 rooms and a bath,my how things have changed. |
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Date: 10/16/2004 5:51:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 30986
I remember those path's Jeanie, me 7 years old and scared to death, making my papaw walk to the outhouse with me and stand outside when I was done. |
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Date: 10/16/2004 5:52:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 30986
when I was done, meant TILL I was done. |
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Date: 10/16/2004 6:01:00 PM
From Authorid: 5061
Lord girl,those were the days,and that cold wind whiping around your be-hind,if you didn't hurry up,you'd have iceicles |
Date: 10/16/2004 6:20:00 PM
From Authorid: 33925
Well look at this! What a sight for sore eyes y'all are!! *Grabs a dink and hugs Star*Two and Kysta!*  |
Date: 10/16/2004 6:35:00 PM
From Authorid: 42461
I hope it is sugary cornbread cause the other corn bread is icky!!  |
Date: 10/16/2004 6:55:00 PM
From Authorid: 20750
O-O  |
Date: 10/16/2004 7:01:00 PM
From Authorid: 46069
OMG Kysta.. i hear that hillbilly accent way the heck up here.... What i miss?  |
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Date: 10/16/2004 7:02:00 PM
From Authorid: 55861
Kysta, did you have a two hole outhouse, or one of them condo three or four hole jobs. lol. Privateman. |
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Date: 10/16/2004 7:05:00 PM
From Authorid: 33925
Hey I remember them outhouses! My Grandparents had a his and hers..LOL.. |
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Date: 10/16/2004 7:05:00 PM
From Authorid: 5061
omg,look what came in.'slain why ya'll are late. |
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Date: 10/16/2004 7:06:00 PM
From Authorid: 5061
yep,and the sears and roe-buck catulog |
Date: 10/16/2004 7:07:00 PM
From Authorid: 5061
also,my gandpa used corn cobs for wipeing> hey times were tight) |
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Date: 10/16/2004 7:08:00 PM
From Authorid: 5061
oh,forgot they used the red corn cobs first,then a white one to see if they needed a red one again.honest.. |
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Date: 10/16/2004 7:09:00 PM
From Authorid: 55861
I was always afraid a snake would come up and bite my butt. The things kids think. LOL Privateman |
Date: 10/16/2004 7:09:00 PM
From Authorid: 46069
gee star two... maybe that is why we find the corn there.. i thought it was cause it couldnt digest |
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Date: 10/16/2004 7:10:00 PM
From Authorid: 20750
LOL! |
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Date: 10/16/2004 7:11:00 PM
From Authorid: 5061
yep,i always though of spiders, |
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Date: 10/16/2004 7:11:00 PM
From Authorid: 55861
And of course, being a boy, I always had to help dad clean it out. Thank god for flush toilets. lol Privateman |
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Date: 10/16/2004 7:13:00 PM
From Authorid: 46069
Hey privateman.. wanna come clean my toilet... my daughter barfed all over it last night... she missed the center... talk about corrosion |
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Date: 10/16/2004 7:13:00 PM
From Authorid: 5061
Howdy ron,we got to stop meeting like this,people will start talking, |
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Date: 10/16/2004 7:14:00 PM
From Authorid: 46069
talk? My little cake crumb.. |
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Date: 10/16/2004 7:15:00 PM
From Authorid: 5061
Hey ya'll,my grandfather was in the outhouse when my brother set fire to the barn,he came out of that outhouse with his bibed britches down around his ankcles. |
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Date: 10/16/2004 7:17:00 PM
From Authorid: 46069
ankcles<<<jeanie.. what ya put in that coffee?? lol |
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Date: 10/16/2004 7:18:00 PM
From Authorid: 55861
Nope SK8R, I don't do toilets. Got a self cleaning one, but she went to Gatlinburg this weekend. LMAO Privateman |
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Date: 10/16/2004 7:19:00 PM
From Authorid: 46069
well looky looky.. the queen starts a post and walks away.... *sneaks into the outhouse.. puts saran wrap on the crapper with some vaseline.*** "Oh kysta.. i cleaned the outhouse.. please be the first to use it" |
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Date: 10/16/2004 7:19:00 PM
From Authorid: 55861
Hey Star, it's better meeting like this, then in the outhouse. LMAO!!! Privateman |
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Date: 10/16/2004 7:24:00 PM
From Authorid: 5061
Hello,tara,wanted to tell ya'll,my son has a code for sex,he sent my little granddaughter in the house today to tell her mother that he had a letter he needed her to type,my daughter in law sent word back by the child to tell him that the type writer had a red ribbon in it,a few days later lynn told told shelly to go tell my son she could type that letter now,my son hollered back that he'd already handwritten the letter. |
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Date: 10/16/2004 7:26:00 PM
From Authorid: 46069
lmao@jeanie... |
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Date: 10/16/2004 7:27:00 PM
From Authorid: 46069
count down.. 5,.. 4,... 3,... 2.... |
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Date: 10/16/2004 7:31:00 PM
From Authorid: 5061
HUSH TARA,"I got the giggles,my face hurts,lol. |
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Date: 10/16/2004 7:33:00 PM
From Authorid: 5061
ok,guess its me,.are ya'll sure you want to leave me here.alone? |
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Date: 10/16/2004 7:37:00 PM
From Authorid: 5061
Ron,i just saw that outhouse comentary....not bad..lol. |
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Date: 10/16/2004 7:41:00 PM
From Authorid: 46069
(to the tune of the 'Who's line is it anyway' 's Hoedown. Kysta sends a letter saying 'Do you wanna play' .... Lets all get together and have a P-Rtay(party)... Life is really boring, and quiet as a mouse... so she starts our party in her smelly old outhouse... |
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Date: 10/16/2004 7:42:00 PM
From Authorid: 55861
There you go Star. You can check all the outhouses to see where I am hiding from you. lol Privateman |
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Date: 10/16/2004 8:07:00 PM
From Authorid: 5061
Thats where i was,checking outhouses,something smells private,did you pull a stinky on me? |
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Date: 10/16/2004 8:09:00 PM
From Authorid: 5061
I agree tara,kysta throws a party,then throws her self out the door,lol. |
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Date: 10/16/2004 8:11:00 PM
From Authorid: 5061
I wonder how many came by and desided to move on,with thier nose in the wind,no what, i mean?lol.just think,(wait i got the giggles again) |
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Date: 10/16/2004 8:14:00 PM
From Authorid: 5061
can ya'll believe its winter time already?my granddaughter nikki,brought a bathing suit on sale today..she tried it on,a dollar bill had more material than this thing did,good grief..."it looked like a band-aid on a watermellon"that thing was tiny! |
Date: 10/16/2004 8:19:00 PM
From Authorid: 22852
wooo hoooo I made it.. am I too late? oh heck this is a redneck party... can't never be late for that.. now pass me some of that shine and let the party continue!  |
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Date: 10/16/2004 8:21:00 PM
From Authorid: 22852
Dang.. looks like Kysta done parssed out in the outhouse with her sears catelog and her pickle... LOL |
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Date: 10/16/2004 8:22:00 PM
From Authorid: 22852
Jeanie you need not look far, you know where PrivateMan is hiding.... in my closet, as usual.. ROFLMAO |
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Date: 10/16/2004 8:22:00 PM
From Authorid: 5061
lol,hey stormie,think we can carry this torch? |
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Date: 10/16/2004 8:24:00 PM
From Authorid: 22852
OMG... these replies are cracking me up.. OK.. get ready.. about to tell you a outhouse story.. hehehe |
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Date: 10/16/2004 8:24:00 PM
From Authorid: 5061
wonder what happen to patti,most likely got a fur ball,you think? |
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Date: 10/16/2004 8:25:00 PM
From Authorid: 5061
storm,did you get chance to read all the e/mail? |
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Date: 10/16/2004 8:26:00 PM
From Authorid: 5061
i'am ready."let it rip" |
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Date: 10/16/2004 8:32:00 PM
From Authorid: 22852
When my hubby was younger he had an outhouse.. as did everyone here in the mountains of western NC.. well.. his friends grandma went out to the "house" and well there was a hole in the back of it, a knothole for those that know what I am talking about...LOL and my husband thought it would be funny to put a "cattail" in the hole and scare her well the poor old lady came running out the door with poop all over her thinking a snake got her.. my husband ran home and the next day he had to use the "house" while at friends house and granny told him to be careful for a snake bout got her last night.. ROFLMAO |
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Date: 10/16/2004 8:33:00 PM
From Authorid: 22852
no I did not read all the email.. I still have 189 more to read... you guys are killing me..LOL |
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Date: 10/16/2004 8:33:00 PM
From Authorid: 5061
Storm,my sisters caught my dad in the jhonny house,and started to rock it back and forth,and really didn't mean to over turn it,but being on a hill it got over to far and a rolling it went.lord..what a mess. |
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Date: 10/16/2004 8:34:00 PM
From Authorid: 22852
OMG... ROFLMAO.. I could just picture it... LOL.. I have a better "house" story but this is a "G" site so I will save it for the "crew".. LOL. |
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Date: 10/16/2004 8:34:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 30986
Dagnabbit, I leave and then ya'll go crazy!!! |
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Date: 10/16/2004 8:35:00 PM
From Authorid: 22852
Jeanie!.. OMG.. Kysta made her way from the "house" |
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Date: 10/16/2004 8:35:00 PM
From Authorid: 5061
lmao,storm,and to think..the kids think they have it "tuff" now.. |
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Date: 10/16/2004 8:36:00 PM
From Authorid: 22852
Soooo tell us little miss Hoedown girl.. where have you been? |
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Date: 10/16/2004 8:37:00 PM
From Authorid: 22852
Soooo tell us little miss Hoedown girl.. where have you been? |
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Date: 10/16/2004 8:37:00 PM
From Authorid: 5061
kysta,darn near though you'd fell in...do hope all came out ok.. or craped a rope and hung yourself, |
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Date: 10/16/2004 8:38:00 PM
From Authorid: 22852
OMG Jeanie I just spit shine all over myself on that rope comment.. ROFLMAO and Wet myself toooo |
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Date: 10/16/2004 8:38:00 PM
From Authorid: 5061
lol,5 4 3 2 1 |
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Date: 10/16/2004 8:39:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 30986
ROTFLMAO@all the outhouse stories!! STorm, OMG, I could picture that! Tell hubby hi! |
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Date: 10/16/2004 8:39:00 PM
From Authorid: 5061
joan,get kysta to tell you about her dream,lol. |
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Date: 10/16/2004 8:40:00 PM
From Authorid: 22852
Dang where is everyone? well heck Jeanie and I know a good hoedown when we see one..LOL |
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Date: 10/16/2004 8:41:00 PM
From Authorid: 22852
dream? oh my.. what dream did you have Kysta? was it in the emails? I haven't read them all yet.. still have 189 to go..LOL |
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Date: 10/16/2004 8:43:00 PM
From Authorid: 22852
ok another "house" story, don't worry I will edit it and make it G-Rated.. |
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Date: 10/16/2004 8:44:00 PM
From Authorid: 5061
lets see patti's got a hair in her tooth,or something like that,she went to the dentist,and he told her to gargle. |
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Date: 10/16/2004 8:46:00 PM
From Authorid: 22852
hubbys friends parents were ummm using the "house" I mean they have 7 kids and it was the only place they could go "talk" so hubby and Edgar (yes his real name) tied a rope to the "house" and tied the other end to the mule.. so hubby smacks the mule and it goes running.. taking the "house" with it and there stands the parents in all their glory.. hubby smacks Edgar and yells.. "Edgar now look what you did, dang that was wrong" well needless to say poor Edgar was home sick from school for 2 days and couldn't sit right for a week.. LOL.. true story.. LOL |
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Date: 10/16/2004 8:47:00 PM
From Authorid: 22852
Hmmmmmm.. did little Miss Kysta get lost again? Just what is she doing in that house? |
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Date: 10/16/2004 8:47:00 PM
From Authorid: 5061
yep,these are some fun memories about the old farhion out houses, |
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Date: 10/16/2004 8:49:00 PM
From Authorid: 5061
Thats where my sister use to sneak to smoke,mom couldn't smell the cigratette smoke for the other oder,ROTFLMAO. |
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Date: 10/16/2004 8:50:00 PM
From Authorid: 22852
well Miss Jeanie.. it is getting late and the pain pills for my back are kicking in.. think I best get some sleep after I sneak into the hall and turn off the heat.. can you believe my husband turned the heat on? What the heck is he going to do come winter? Oh and I am taking my son to the "Wooley Worm" festival in the morning, he is going to race his "Wooley Worm" The leaves are at their peak and it will be cold as heck but I will have fun! See you all in the morning. |
Date: 10/16/2004 8:50:00 PM
From Authorid: 53836
did I miss the party?  |
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Date: 10/16/2004 8:51:00 PM
From Authorid: 53836
LMBO @ Jeanie!! |
Date: 10/16/2004 8:54:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 30986
yea my dream was in the emails
I got it figured out though, LOL!! Chris called last night and we got that dream taken care of, I was evil. |
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Date: 10/16/2004 8:57:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 30986
Howdy space case... I think it's over now. I was here for like thirty minutes with no replies but jeanie, then I leave and come back to a full house.... now they left or are leaving again, I think I'm a jinx... |
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Date: 10/16/2004 9:05:00 PM
From Authorid: 5061
Hiya spacie,welcome to our ho-down, |
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Date: 10/16/2004 9:07:00 PM
From Authorid: 5061
kysta you are just gone to long,but i kept it going,SEE>>^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ up there. |
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Date: 10/16/2004 9:09:00 PM
From Authorid: 5061
hey joan,where ya going?..i'm wide awake, |
Date: 10/16/2004 10:05:00 PM
From Authorid: 2734
I love cornbread!!! I have relatives down south and they would sent up the 180 proof moonshine. Lord bless the south!!!!  |
Date: 10/16/2004 10:21:00 PM
From Authorid: 16671
Gosh ladies cant we do this sometime around afternoon until I get another line in. I FEEL SO LEFT OUT!! But hope ya'll enjoyed it looks like ya did.  |
Date: 10/17/2004 12:25:00 AM
From Authorid: 19092
*King comes in with his over-all spandex suspender outfit* "Hey!! Where is every body??" I even brought my spoons...thought I'd jam a little bit with the band..  |
Date: 10/17/2004 8:56:00 AM
From Authorid: 30747
Oops. Wrong kind of hoedown. Me bad. *smiles*  |
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Date: 10/17/2004 8:56:00 AM
From Authorid: 30747
*stomps feet* I always miss all the fun. I brought the ho's and everythin'. |
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Date: 10/17/2004 9:35:00 AM
From Authorid: 5061
Hmmmmm,still looking around for kysta,howdy king,howdy aunt bee(who came back recarnated as souldrifter)glad ya'll dropped by,i shall go and find these hooligans,who left me to clean up.BRB, |
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Date: 10/17/2004 12:08:00 PM
From Authorid: 16671
Wouldnt ya know Jeanie, they would make YOU clean up. King, are those the pink ones,??? Those are my personal favorite!!! |
