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Bird Joke 2 -- Mike

  Author:  13886  Category:(Humor) Created:(10/15/2004 12:22:00 PM)
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A BURGLAR has just made it into the house he's intending to ransack, and he's looking around for stuff to steal. All of a sudden, a little voice pipes up "I can see you, and so can Jesus!" Startled, the burglar looks around the room. No-one there at all, so he goes back to his business. "I can see you, and so can Jesus!" The burglar jumps again, and takes a longer look around the room. Over in the corner by the window, almost obscured by curtains, is a cage in which sits a budgie, who pipes up again "I can see you, and so can Jesus!" "So what", says the burglar, "You're only a budgie!" To which the budgie replies "Maybe, but Jesus is a Rottweiler!"

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Date: 10/15/2004 12:34:00 PM  From Authorid: 59418    haha, thats a good one!  
Date: 10/15/2004 1:44:00 PM  From Authorid: 53836    LMBO!! I've never heard of these lil' budgies before. thanks for sharing the jokes   
Date: 10/15/2004 6:24:00 PM  From Authorid: 36901    I've heard this one before....funny stuff :P  
Date: 10/15/2004 9:33:00 PM  From Authorid: 62752    cute  
Date: 10/19/2004 8:53:00 AM  From Authorid: 62693    lmao  

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