TWO NEWBIES walk into a pet store and say "We'd like four budgies, please." "Certainly," answers the salesman,"Would you like two males and two females, or four males, or four females?" They reply, "We don't care, just give us four budgies, alright!" So the salesman puts 4 budgies in a box and the men carry them out of the pet store. They drive to a tall, steep, cliff. The first guy pulls two budgies out of the box and holds one in each hand. He walks to the edge of the cliff and jumps off. His friend watches him fall down as he reaches the bottom and splatters on the rocks below. "Gee," he says, "this budgie jumping isn't all it's cracked up to be." You can join Unsolved Mysteries and post your own mysteries or
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