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How To Cook a Turkey.....SmoknJoe Style

  Author:  54570  Category:(Humor) Created:(10/14/2004 2:00:00 PM)
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How to Cook a Turkey...

Step 1: Go buy a turkey

Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey, scotch, or JD

Step 3: Put turkey in the oven

Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey

Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens

Step 6: Take 3 more whiskeys of drink

Step 7: Turn oven the on

Step 8: Take 4 whisks of drinky

Step 9: Turk the bastey

Step 10: Whiskey another bottle of get

Step 11: Stick a turkey in the thermometer

Step 12: Glass yourself a pour of whiskey

Step 13: Bake the whiskey for 4 hours

Step 14: Take the oven out of the turkey

Step 15: Take the oven out of the turkey

Step 16: Floor the turkey up off the pick

Step 17: Turk the carvey

Step 18: Get yourself another scottle of botch

Step 19: Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey

Step 20: Bless the saying, pass and eat out!

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Date: 10/14/2004 2:14:00 PM  From Authorid: 5229    lmao thats great.  
Date: 10/14/2004 2:44:00 PM  From Authorid: 48812    hahaha i love it! Maybe if i ever have to cook the Thanksgiving dinner, i'll keep this in mind :-p  
Date: 10/19/2004 8:57:00 AM  From Authorid: 62693    lmao  

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