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The Parrot

  Author: 62842  Category:(Humor) Created:(10/13/2004 8:25:00 PM)
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MountainWings A MountainWings Moment #4287 Wings Over The Mountains of Life -------------------------------------------------

The Parrot ==========

David received a parrot for his birthday.

This parrot was fully grown with a bad attitude and worse vocabulary. Every other word was an expletive (curse word). Those that weren't expletives were, to say the least rude.

David tried hard to change the bird's attitude and was constantly saying polite words, playing soft music, anything he could think of to try and set a good example.

Nothing worked.

He yelled at the bird and the bird got worse. He shook the bird and the bird got more angry and more rude. Finally, in a moment of desperation, David put the parrot in the freezer.

For a few moments he heard the bird squawking, kicking, and screaming, then suddenly there was quiet. David was frightened that he might have hurt the bird and quickly opened the freezer door.

The parrot calmly stepped out onto David's extended arm and said: "I'm sorry that I might have offended you with my language and action and I ask your forgiveness. I will endeavor to correct my behavior."

David was astonished at the bird's change in attitude and was about to ask what had made such a dramatic change when the parrot continued:

"May I ask what the chicken did?"

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Replies:      
Date: 10/13/2004 8:52:00 PM  From Authorid: 38601    lmao!!  
Date: 10/14/2004 5:50:00 AM  From Authorid: 62904    LOL..that is cute..Thanks for the laugh.. **Walks with the Night**
Date: 10/14/2004 5:50:00 AM  From Authorid: 12072    lol, I'm trying not to laugh outloud cuz my roomie's asleep! this is one of my all time favourites! :-)  
Date: 10/14/2004 7:08:00 AM  From Authorid: 17971    hehe.thats funny..lol thanks  
Date: 10/14/2004 1:01:00 PM  From Authorid: 59418    LOL! That was great!  
Date: 10/15/2004 10:13:00 PM  From Authorid: 37843    LOL!!  
Date: 10/19/2004 9:03:00 AM  From Authorid: 62693    lol  
Date: 11/3/2004 4:01:00 PM  From Authorid: 28363    hehe, is that a chicken joke?   

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