Turbuloids

When you get turbuloids,
It's really really bad.
It's the worst time,
That you've ever had.
Because when you get turbuloids,
You really start to cough
And you cough so hard
that your fingers drop off.
And when you get turbuloids,
You nose gets all runny,
And your eyes start to water
And it really isn't funny

Because when you get turbuloids
You really get the shakes,
And your tummy starts hurting
And your lungs start to ache.
You feel all down
like there's no one around,
You're the one they avoid,
When you get turbuloids.

And your skin starts to burn
then it peels to the floor,
And your eyes go crazy
and you can't take it anymore.
And the worst of it is,
When your brain starts to get hot
So you drink lots of water,
but your bowels start to rot.

Then your insides get twitchy,
And you make all these noises,
And your intestines get painful
And you start hearing voices.

So when your knees start knocking
And your minds Freuds are coined
that's when you know that
you've got turbuloids.

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