A woman was driving with her dog in the car when she remembered a last minute shopping errand she needed to make. She pulled in front of the store and left the windows opened for her pup. As she walked backward from the car, she said loudly, “Now stay! I’ll be right back! Now stay!” A passing customer shop her a strange look and said, “Why don’t you just put it in park?”
I was at a fast food restaurant this week and sat near a young mother and her son that looked to be around 3 y/o. He had just finished a chocolate ice cream cone and the mom reached into her purse and pulled out a diaper wipe to clean him up. As she approached his face, he yelled out, “NO Mama..NO...those are Butt Wipes!!!”
When you Know It’s Time To Take a Diet Break:
1) Your dog’s food looks better than yours.
2) You’ve eaten so many carrots, you’ve turned orange.
3) It would be rude not to try your mother-in-law’s famous coconut cake.
4) Your kid’s teeth can’t take all that sugar in Halloween candy...so to protect them, you have to help eat it.
5)Hey! Chocolate has been proven to boost moods.
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