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stupid bird...

  Author:  43141  Category:(Humor) Created:(10/10/2004 7:40:00 PM)
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a burglar was driving around the suburbs looking for a good house to break into that night when he saw a moving truck unloading an huge entertainment center, big screen tv, stereo system, and several other things, so later that night he drove up to the house, and rang the doorbell a few time to make sure there was nobody there, when nobody answered he went to the back of the house and broke in through the kitchen door, he looked around and headed for the living room where he thought everything would be, when he got there he saw the things, when he was about to see what was there he heard a voice say " i see you and jesus sees you" he turned his flashlight to where he heard the voice and saw a parrot, then the parrot said" i see you and jesus sees you" the burglar laughed and said "dumb bird",when the burglar closed the drapes and was about to turn the lights on the parrot said" sick him jesus" the burglar turned the lights on and saw a huge mean doberman under the parrot's perch.

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Date: 10/10/2004 7:57:00 PM  From Authorid: 62740    LOL! my dad told me that before but its still funny!
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Date: 10/11/2004 11:26:00 AM  From Authorid: 52987    LOL, very very funny! thanks for sharing~  
Date: 10/19/2004 9:40:00 AM  From Authorid: 62693    lol funny  

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