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~Shakespearean Insult Kit (Author Unknown )~~*Phe*~

  Author:  609  Category:(Humor) Created:(10/3/2004 4:01:00 PM)
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To construct a Shakespearean insult, combine one word from each of the three columns below, and preface it with "Thou":

Column 1~~~~~~~~~~Column 2~~~~~~~~~~~~Column 3

artless ~~~~~~~~~~~~base-court~~~~~~~~~~~apple-john

bawdy ~~~~~~~~~~~~bat-fowling ~~~~~~~~~~baggage

beslubbering ~~~~~~~~beef-witted ~~~~~~~~~~barnacle

bootless ~~~~~~~~~~~beetle-headed ~~~~~~~~bladder

churlish ~~~~~~~~~~~boil-brained ~~~~~~~~~~boar-pig

clouted ~~~~~~~~~~~clapper-clawed ~~~~~~~~bugbear

c0ckered ~~~~~~~~~~clay-brained ~~~~~~~~~~bum-bailey

craven ~~~~~~~~~~~~common-kissing ~~~~~~~canker-blossom

currish ~~~~~~~~~~~~crook-pated ~~~~~~~~~~clack-dish

dankish ~~~~~~~~~~~dismal-dreaming ~~~~~~~clotpole

dissembling ~~~~~~~~dizzy-eyed ~~~~~~~~~~~coxcomb

droning ~~~~~~~~~~~doghearted ~~~~~~~~~~~codpiece

errant ~~~~~~~~~~~~dread-bolted ~~~~~~~~~~death-token

fawning ~~~~~~~~~~~earth-vexing ~~~~~~~~~~dewberry

fobbing ~~~~~~~~~~~elf-skinned ~~~~~~~~~~~~flap-dragon

froward ~~~~~~~~~~~fat-kidneyed ~~~~~~~~~~flax-wench

frothy ~~~~~~~~~~~~fen-sucked ~~~~~~~~~~~flirt-gill

gleeking ~~~~~~~~~~flap-mouthed ~~~~~~~~~~foot-licker

goatish ~~~~~~~~~~~fly-bitten ~~~~~~~~~~~~~fustilarian

gorbellied ~~~~~~~~~~folly-fallen ~~~~~~~~~~~giglet

impertinent ~~~~~~~~~fool-born ~~~~~~~~~~~~gudgeon

infectious ~~~~~~~~~~full-gorged ~~~~~~~~~~~haggard

jarring ~~~~~~~~~~~~~guts-griping ~~~~~~~~~~harpy

loggerheaded ~~~~~~~~half-faced ~~~~~~~~~~~hedge-pig

lumpish ~~~~~~~~~~~~hasty-witted ~~~~~~~~~horn-beast

mammering ~~~~~~~~~hedge-born ~~~~~~~~~~hugger-mugger

mangled ~~~~~~~~~~~hell-hated ~~~~~~~~~~~joithead

mewling ~~~~~~~~~~~idle-headed ~~~~~~~~~~lewdster

paunchy ~~~~~~~~~~~ill-breeding ~~~~~~~~~~lout

pribbling ~~~~~~~~~~~ill-nurtured ~~~~~~~~~~maggot-pie

puking ~~~~~~~~~~~~knotty-pated ~~~~~~~~~malt-worm

puny ~~~~~~~~~~~~~milk-livered ~~~~~~~~~~mammet

qualling ~~~~~~~~~~~motley-minded ~~~~~~~measle

rank ~~~~~~~~~~~~~onion-eyed ~~~~~~~~~~minnow

reeky ~~~~~~~~~~~~plume-plucked ~~~~~~~~miscreant

roguish ~~~~~~~~~~~pottle-deep ~~~~~~~~~~moldwarp

ruttish ~~~~~~~~~~~~pox-marked ~~~~~~~~~mumble-news

saucy ~~~~~~~~~~~~reeling-ripe ~~~~~~~~~~nut-hook

spleeny ~~~~~~~~~~~rough-hewn ~~~~~~~~~pigeon-egg

spongy ~~~~~~~~~~~rude-growing ~~~~~~~~~pignut

surly ~~~~~~~~~~~~~rump-fed ~~~~~~~~~~~~puttock

tottering ~~~~~~~~~~~shard-borne ~~~~~~~~~pumpion

unmuzzled ~~~~~~~~~sheep-biting ~~~~~~~~~ratsbane

vain ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~spur-galled ~~~~~~~~~~scut

venomed ~~~~~~~~~~swag-bellied ~~~~~~~~~skainsmate

villainous ~~~~~~~~~~tardy-gaited ~~~~~~~~~strumpet

warped ~~~~~~~~~~~tickle-brained ~~~~~~~~varlet

wayward ~~~~~~~~~~toad-spotted ~~~~~~~~~vassal

weedy ~~~~~~~~~~~~unchin-snouted ~~~~~~whey-face

yeasty~~~~~~~~~~~~weather-bitten~~~~~~~~wagtail

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Date: 10/3/2004 4:04:00 PM  From Authorid: 60685    LOL, these are great, if annoying people don't leave cause of the insult at least they will leave at being dumbfounded.  
Date: 10/3/2004 4:06:00 PM  From Authorid: 62881    THOU impertinent tickle-brained flap-dragon...How's that??? I like this. Green Eyed Froggy  
Date: 10/3/2004 4:18:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 609    I'm hoping to learn these myself lol. I have a bad potty mouth and I thought this would be more challenging and get me away from the unclassy swear words lol. At least you sound much smarter lol.  
Date: 10/3/2004 4:31:00 PM  From Authorid: 25390    *bookmarks* These are awesome! Thou tottering hasty-witted barnacle!!  
Date: 10/3/2004 4:36:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 609    I thought you'd like them Odd lol  
Date: 10/3/2004 10:15:00 PM  From Authorid: 10722    Dang..from reading all that I wonder what the heck this guy was on?  
Date: 10/4/2004 3:07:00 AM  From Authorid: 62914    Thanx! Now Ican finally stop having to call people imbeciles! But one of my fave insults is "you're a weeping sore on the face of humanity"...Great Post!
-Goddess Of Imaginary Light
  
Date: 10/4/2004 7:45:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 609    Well after posting the pick u plines I thought I had to also provide a way for someone to protect themselves from thoes lines with classier insults lol.  

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