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~Medieval Pick-Up Lines (Author Unknown)~posted by ~*Phe*~

  Author:  609  Category:(Humor) Created:(10/3/2004 12:25:00 PM)
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1. I have the key to your chastity belt and you have the key to my heart.

2. Can I hose down your doublet?

3. Your eyes are as dark as a castle moat by midnight. Lower your drawbridge and let me cross.

4. You should be glad I'm not a Viking. You would have been ravaged and plundered by now.

5. What's a nice maiden like you doing in a dungeon like this?

6. Come up and see my scrolls.

7. You can scale my battlements any day, madam.

8. You scratch my boils and I'll scratch yours.

9. They don't call me Lance-A-Lot for nothing, you know.

10. My that's a fine set of chalices you have there.

11. Ssh, I don't want everyone to know I'm on a secret holy quest.

12. When the Inquisition put me on the rack, my limbs weren't the only thing they stretched.

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Date: 10/3/2004 12:37:00 PM  From Authorid: 25390    Hehe, I LOve this!! LOL...  
Date: 10/3/2004 1:06:00 PM  From Authorid: 42259    Lol! These were really great!  
Date: 10/3/2004 2:53:00 PM  From Authorid: 49539    Hehe. Awesome.  
Date: 10/3/2004 4:15:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 609    I didn't write the above but I thought of a bunch more...sadly none are G rated lol....  
Date: 10/3/2004 5:05:00 PM  From Authorid: 35720    Hahaha, I like number 12.  
Date: 10/4/2004 1:59:00 AM  From Authorid: 62226    hahahahahahahahahahahahahaah
Date: 10/4/2004 3:11:00 AM  From Authorid: 62914    I like no. 11 and no. 12! Great Post...But the sad thing is...I can imagine some ppl I know actually saying things like these.
-Goddess Of Imaginary Light
  
Date: 5/24/2005 9:54:00 PM  From Authorid: 63118    fantastic!  

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