My Infected Toe Nail

My Infected Toe Nail


I have an infected toe nail.
I got while opening the mail.
You see there was a disease, that the goverment couldn't seize.
It came from a foreign countries science department.
And it was specifically sent to my apartment.
It was in a strange envelope,
Something like my Aunt Sue would like to rope.
So I decided to open the mail, not thinking about my nail.
I wonderd "why not rush, it could be from my crush."
When I opened my mail, the letter landed on my nail.
A worm then crawled out. I than began to shout.
"What's a worn doing in my mail!"
So then I picked up the letter, it was written in braille.
I couldn't understand a bump nor a dot.
I never read braille alot.
"I am fed up with this!" I began to shout.
"Why do I have to hiss. While this worm wants to kiss my big toe that, I'm about to miss!"
Out of fustration I named the worm Kris.
He then crawled in my nail, and made it a personal jail.
My toe nail is now infected, with a worm that wasn't suspected.
"Common Kris, old buddy, old pal. Come and be a good little gal." I pleaded.
Just then I felt the worm jolt. He decided to make a volt.
My toe is now yellow and it jiggles like jello.
It smells like old gym socks and is shaped like 5 odd clocks.
It is flacky and red, I'm afraid it's going to spread.
It hurts in pain, when it's hit by rain.
This was a while back though. Kris is like my little bro.
He infected my mail, and transferred to my nail. He carried a disease, that the governement couldn't seize. He made my toe yellow, and now its jello. Kris has a family now, his one child has a uni-brow. His wife looks like a tattoo. He ment her in my stew.
Well I must head off now. So here I take a bow. I plead with all of you who aren't carefull with mail. Cover your nails, or you too can have a family of worms living off of you like germs.


~~Distraught~~

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