Date: 8/24/2004 8:31:00 PM
From Authorid: 3648
I'm sure I do have some humor to share but geez I'm laughing so hard over the dang teeth I can't remember nothing to save my life   |
Date: 8/24/2004 8:33:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 12341
Aww! you have too! I need all the laughs I can get! I have a couple of others, but I thought I'd get some response first. LOL!  |
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Date: 8/24/2004 8:42:00 PM
From Authorid: 3648
ok this is a boo boo I made....not judging distance...But my hubby and I went to see a log cabin...I feel in love with it (it was for rent) and I wanted it bad....but anyhow it had a loft that went across the main floor to the side of it...here I am looking over thinking awww this is great...then bang!!!.....the lights went out...I feel back, cause I go hit on the head with part of the main floor's ceiling fan. Before this had taken place I had laughed at a person who fell on the ice patch in front of our local store....needless to say it doesn't pay to laugh at others...I ended up with a cut on my head...course my hubby teases me to this day over it...never did get the cabin lol |
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Date: 8/24/2004 8:47:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 12341
LOL! I KNOW! We laugh at some really painful things AND we JUST can't help it! But we ALWAYS get punished! LOL |
Date: 8/24/2004 9:40:00 PM
From Authorid: 55386
hrm....Well, I just laugh at what I find funny....Mostly other ppl, tho laughing at myself happens quite often hehe.  |
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Date: 8/24/2004 9:42:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 12341
And sometimes that's so bad, but so funny! |
Date: 8/24/2004 10:48:00 PM
From Authorid: 3688
well *I* find this funny and since it's concerning *me* it's all that matters....lol....When my husband and I were dating, we were at a friend's house and I started being a smart butt, well being the smarty pants he is..he went to tap me on the butt.....only sadly it ended up that his palm connected with the scar on my back (I have spina bifida) so for about an hour I was alternating between lmao and crying my eyes out lol  |
Date: 8/24/2004 11:04:00 PM
From Authorid: 13609
Lmao!!! yeah those jokes are funny, when something bad happens to someone but u can see the funny side! hahaha. i saw this girl who was trying to jump over this bench seat, and she went flying over the seat and dived under the next seat coz her foot got stuck on the first seat, it cracked me and my friend up!! im sure she heard us laughing, it was soooo funny! lol poor thing. Ohh so many funny times..:P  |
Date: 8/25/2004 3:41:00 AM
From Authorid: 62552
I saw on a website a small crowd at a little kid's football game. The football was kicked into the crowd and one of the men picked it up, went to throw it back onto the field, however managed to whack it straight into the head of the guy sitting 2 rows in front of him. The guy who was hit went tumbling down the concrete stairs, and flipped over the railing. Heh. To quote Dame Edna Everage: "It's a rare gift to laugh at other's misfortunes... I HAVE THAT GIFT!"  |
Date: 8/25/2004 4:36:00 AM
From Authorid: 10245
LMAO@ Bill. He's a funny guy. I have a pretty twisted sense of humor... I can't think of anything right now though. I heard some really hilarious stories about my husband's 5 year old son this weekend, but not one of them is G-rated.  |
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Date: 8/25/2004 4:38:00 AM
From Authorid: 10245
I bet someone got a goog laught at my expense when I ran up a set of bleachers in high schhol and smacked the backboard they forgot to put up before pulling the bleachers out. The force of it knocked me out, but I didn't fall! i just sat really quick. |
Date: 8/25/2004 5:01:00 AM
From Authorid: 26363
On my very first day at work after I had been shown around the office I was escorted to my seat at the front reception desk. Now the reception had several people sitting there waiting for appts and several of the staff had come along to the front to welcome me. Wellllll me so graciously endowed, plopped myself down in my seat and as I leaned back to wheel it forward to the desk it flipped over backwards and I land on my back with my legs straight up in the air! Skirt up over my head and all! I was purple in the face. LOL They were all laughing so hard no one could help me up. That has happened to me at three jobs so far. Another time, my dad was picking me up at the grocery store to give me a lift home. My driveway was very steep and as it was covered in snow he could only manage the car halfway up it. I got out fine but as I pulled out several bags from the back seat I began sliding and just couldn't stop. Dad said it was like I was moving in slow motion. My arms sticking out with bags hanging off of them, one leg went up (mind you I'm sliding backwards at this time) and then finally I lost balance. Thump! There I was, skirt up over my head again and groceries raining down on me in every direction! LOL Can you imagine?! BTW I now have a fear of those wheeled office chairs.  |
Date: 8/25/2004 6:44:00 AM
From Authorid: 44321
One year my husband was getting the car warmed up for work,the ground was icy in spots,he was carrying his mug of coffee and went sailing on a patch of ice,the look on his face was enough to have me laughing and out the door asking if he was ok,he did not appreciate me laughing,he was ready to get back into the car when,you guessed it he slipped again..I lost it completely and he was totally steamed with me and went off ot work mad ..I felt awful for laughing but I could not help myself,it was like watching an old movie where the guy slides on the banana peel  a case of it comes back to you...I was waiting for the bus to take my son in town for an eye appointment,when a UPS driver tripped on the curb because he was too busy girl watching,I got paid back for giggling,I wound up falling in town because I was too busy looking at the shoes a lady had on in front of me LOL  |
Date: 8/25/2004 7:04:00 AM
From Authorid: 25756
Lol! These stories are pretty funny! I even read the ones in the comments. I don't have any funny stories like that though....  |
Date: 8/25/2004 6:01:00 PM
From Authorid: 13979
LOL. good ones -Diana aka  |
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Date: 8/25/2004 8:00:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 12341
Thanks for sharing, all of you! Morning Glory, that was two GOOD ones! We have to laugh at ourselves as well. Medusa, that's me! I would laugh and feel bad at the same time. I feel SO twisted when I do it but can't help myself. Mercury, I would LOVE to hear those stories. But I know, sometimes telling it not exactly the way it happened just to "tone down" to the G rating gets hard. But I'd love to hear them. Bagerra... me and you both, have that ummm...gift. I'm a nurse and I've heard everything said every way, described with perfect clarity and I probably HAVE scars inside my mouth from controlling myself, simply by biting down hard enough to choke the laughter. I had a patient just yesterday run to the bathroom and when she came back, she said, "sorry, I just knew my bowels were going to "cut Loose" before I saw the Dr. I went outside and howled like an idiot. I felt bad for this lady, but her choice of words made me laugh. I simply couldn't help it! What makes me like this? |
Date: 8/26/2004 5:50:00 AM
From Authorid: 10245
oops! not my husband's son... his cousin's son! He has a very colorful and "grown up" vocabulary that he chooses to use at the very best of times  This one stands out best: He was riding in the back seat with one of his mom's aunts, who happens to be a very religious woman. She saw a mark on his arm and asked him what had happened. He looked at it, picked it a bit and said, "Ahhhh. It's a f-ing mosquito bite." Mom was humiliated, but chose to ignore it at that moment. Most of the other stories were similar. His dad is hilarious though, and hearing him tell these stories had me almost peeing myself. |
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Date: 8/26/2004 1:42:00 PM
From Authorid: 44321
Ok me again one time my son was walking and talking not looking in front of him,he walked into a utility pole,bounced right off it to the ground...the whole thing just had me laughing,he was not hurt and was laughing along with us Another time we all were walking on a windy afternoon and we got near the church and he got real mouthy with me,just then a gust of wind blew him up onto the church steps,( he is short and thin) I joked that god was not happy he was getting sassy with his mom in front of the church, so he blew him up the steps LOL he liked that and laughed. I have been a laugher since I was a kid,I used to get the other kids mad at me when I would be laughing when they fell ,but helping them up at the same time LOL |
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Date: 8/26/2004 8:22:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 12341
Mercury, kids do it every time! And they hear lots of things, and we shouldn't laugh, but I've snickered so many times at my grandkids. They have no clue! LOL |
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Date: 8/26/2004 8:29:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 12341
Medusea! Owwie! But that's what I meant, we shouldn't laugh, but we do. Are we warped? I laugh at the most inopportune times. I've done it all my life. I confess that I've walked out of rooms in the middle of patient exams. I remember a girl who had "rug burns" on her knees and a Doctor from another country that kept asking if she was "putting down carpet". I thought I would choke. And he kept looking at me with this befuddled face that kept me choking and I literally to turn away. It has always been the hardest part of my career, keeping this warped sense of humor in check. |
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Date: 8/27/2004 5:35:00 AM
From Authorid: 10245
oh those dreaded rug burns... LMAO! I wouldn't have been able to hold it in either. |
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Date: 8/27/2004 7:07:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 12341
LOL Mercury! That experience was one that I never forgot. He kept asking how she got those injuries, she kept saying, "you know", he kept looking at me and he was so innocent! |
