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Church and my thong ugh...*MK*

  Author:  62740  Category:(Embarrassing) Created:(8/24/2004 3:19:00 PM)
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It was Sunday and I didnt have any underwear expect a pair of thongs so I swore them and I had to wear a skirt because thats what they say. So anyway, we made a line to do this prayery thing and I was first. I bent down and my skirt fell! My bum was exposed to the ENTIRE church! I ran out trying to get my skirt back on! Ugh...soo embarrassing! *MK*

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Date: 8/24/2004 3:20:00 PM  From Authorid: 62476    LOL  
Date: 8/24/2004 3:25:00 PM  From Authorid: 58078    Now THATS embarassing.  
Date: 8/24/2004 3:26:00 PM  From Authorid: 55386    Can't....breathe....Too....Funny....LOL I'm sorry...but....LOL!  
Date: 8/24/2004 3:27:00 PM  From Authorid: 27534    And all the men in the congregation said....Amen!!!  
Date: 8/24/2004 3:34:00 PM  From Authorid: 46527    You wore a thong to Church! LOL!!!! Surely that was almost blasphemous in itself!  
Date: 8/24/2004 3:39:00 PM  From Authorid: 27534    Ok.... You guys are talking flip flops right? That go on your feet.... don't we in the western hemisphere still call those oriental sandals thongs? hahahahahahah I could not pass that up.  
Date: 8/24/2004 3:40:00 PM  From Authorid: 37101    First of all, you wore a PAIR of thongs? How does that work? You need two strings up your buttcrack for additional support, so it doesn't fall out or something? Anyway... just kidding. The true moral of the story is: Don't wear thongs. Ever. Especially in church. Thanks. -  
Date: 8/24/2004 3:42:00 PM  From Authorid: 27534    I think it was the line in the post...a pair of thongs that made me come up with that.... aw right...I am exiting....and thanks for a much needed laugh.....  
Date: 8/24/2004 3:50:00 PM  From Authorid: 53284    Did church attendence pick up the following week?  
Date: 8/24/2004 3:53:00 PM  From Authorid: 44321    The man upstairs was giving you a sign, no thongs in church ! LOL  
Date: 8/24/2004 4:06:00 PM  From Authorid: 52155    Been there, done that...  
Date: 8/24/2004 4:09:00 PM  From Authorid: 10245    LMAO @ you & eddo!  
Date: 8/24/2004 4:10:00 PM  From Authorid: 62838    Hehehe... oopsie!! - Kokoro
Date: 8/24/2004 4:24:00 PM  From Authorid: 46527    Eww...Eddo! Thank you for the mental image! Nightmares for sure!  
Date: 8/24/2004 4:32:00 PM  From Authorid: 52155      
Date: 8/24/2004 4:36:00 PM  From Authorid: 28270    Oh gosh, I feel awful for you. And here I feel weird just wearing a skirt and someone catching a glimps of my underwear.
  
Date: 8/24/2004 4:40:00 PM  From Authorid: 19772    lol, thanks for the laugh. ~Gabrielle~  
Date: 8/24/2004 4:40:00 PM  From Authorid: 40979    OMG thats so funny but I feel bad for you LMBO  
Date: 8/24/2004 5:47:00 PM  From Authorid: 62100    LOL- sorry, but that is kinda a cute tale!!  
Date: 8/24/2004 6:11:00 PM  From Authorid: 25756    Awww! That stinks! Lol! Thongs are the worst...In my opinion anyway...lol They're not even comfortable!!!! Plus they make embarrassing moments that much more embarrassing. Lol!  
Date: 8/24/2004 6:18:00 PM  From Authorid: 12341    OMG! I read this and started laughing like a maniac. I know it would be a horrible experience but the way you told it was hilarious.  
Date: 8/24/2004 7:09:00 PM  From Authorid: 53909    LOL! I never had that happen to me before, not at church at least. :P hehe  
Date: 8/24/2004 10:01:00 PM  From Authorid: 16373    OMG! LOL makes you think twice about wearing thongs to church! BeeBop  
Date: 8/25/2004 9:47:00 AM  From Authorid: 62704    OMG, LMAO this is hilarious. I'm sorry you had to go through that but I can't stop laughing. Will you be attending church next sunday?  
Date: 8/26/2004 1:33:00 PM  From Authorid: 62634    LOLLOLOLOLOLOL! Didn't this happen to someone else before? HAhahahaahahah...  
Date: 8/26/2004 1:37:00 PM  From Authorid: 62634    Found it! It did happen to someone else!  
Date: 8/26/2004 1:50:00 PM  From Authorid: 52155    ^^^so share it.....  
Date: 8/26/2004 4:04:00 PM  From Authorid: 62423    Lmao!!  
Date: 9/4/2004 1:21:00 PM  From Authorid: 62074    lol, that's funneh...As for signs god NEVER tells me what I can an can't wear..hmm..lol. ~Adema Demon
Date: 9/4/2004 8:41:00 PM  From Authorid: 62146    lol  
Date: 9/7/2004 3:35:00 PM  From Authorid: 62634    Share it?! No way! If I did, *fire truck drives by, drowning out author's name* would be so mad at me! You'll just have to look for it yourself!  
Date: 9/7/2004 6:32:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 62740    Found it. It was M&M...lemme get the link...*MK*  
Date: 9/7/2004 6:33:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 62740    http://www.unsolvedmysteries.com/usm379239.html theres the link....*MK*  
Date: 11/9/2004 7:30:00 AM  From Authorid: 62693    lol  

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