Blondes are getting smarter

This tells me blondes are catching on A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks to speak to a loan Officer. She tells the gentleman that she is going to Europe on business for three weeks and needs to borrow $5,000 for the trip.

The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan. So the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the title and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan.

The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh, at the blonde, for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan.

An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.

Three weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $18.41. The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very well, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away we checked you out and found that you are a mult-imillionaire. What puzzles us is why you would bother to borrow $5,000?"

The blonde smiles and replies, "Where else in New York City can I park my car for three weeks for only $18.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"

Finally... a smart blonde joke! lilwolf

my wife is a blonde, I hope she does not get too smart.

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