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New York play (I think its horrible)

  Author:  17081  Category:(News) Created:(8/10/2004 1:43:00 PM)
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Cryptic Comedy "I'm Gonna Kill the President!" to Play Somewhere in NYC, Aug. 17-Sept. 4 By Ernio Hernandez 20 Jul 2004

Assassins may have closed on Broadway, but another show is taking aim at the leader of the free world in the new guerilla comedy "I'm Gonna Kill the President!" A Federal Offense.

Performances begin at 10 PM at an undisclosed Manhattan location, running Aug. 17-Sept. 4 — including the dates of the Republican National Convention.

A press release for the work penned by "Hieronymous BANG" reads like an classified government document with key words crossed out with a black marker. The material reads ""I'm Gonna Kill the President!" A Federal Offense blends Dario Fo, Abbie Hoffman and the Muppets ======= the story of a confused student's revolutionary awakening and ====== submarines ====== return of the buffalo."

The secretive staging also employs detailed instructions to conspiring audience members: "To see the show, go to Manhattan and proceed to the middle of 10th Street, between Avenue A and Avenue B. Our agents will contact you there. You must arrive at least 30 minutes before showtime." The show offers the show's reservation line, with the further warning, "Latecomers will not be shown to the theatre. And make sure you're not followed." The recording also sends a message to the feds: "If you're some kind of law enforcement agent or official, hang up now, there's nothing illegal happening here."

Tickets — "available to Republican delegates (with ID) for free" — are priced at $15. For reservations, call (212) 802-7446.



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Date: 8/10/2004 2:12:00 PM  From Authorid: 62752    uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh  
Date: 8/10/2004 2:13:00 PM  From Authorid: 1799    interesting... i wonder who's playing in it.  
Date: 8/10/2004 2:28:00 PM  From Authorid: 12072    LoL, sounds like some sort of joke...but it's a real play? Sounds interesting. ~Becky  
Date: 8/10/2004 2:34:00 PM  From Authorid: 57232    Ewww Ewww I'm a Republican delegate! Whoa boy free show! Just kidding. groan  

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