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You know you're living in 2004 when... posted by Firstborn

  Author:  16671  Category:(Humor) Created:(8/8/2004 4:09:00 PM)
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You know you're living in 2004 when...

1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.

4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.

6. You go home after a long day at work you still answer the phone in a business manner.

7. You make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial "9" to get an outside line.

8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three different companies.

10. You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock news.

11. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.

12. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home.

13. Every commercial on television has a website at the bottom of the screen.

14. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.

15. You get up in the morning and go on-line before getting your coffee.

16. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. :)

17. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.

18. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.

19. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.

20. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list.

AND NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself.

Go on, forward this to your friends ...you know you want to!

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Date: 8/8/2004 4:11:00 PM  From Authorid: 62476    So true. Yes I didn't notice there wasn't a 9 and I did scroll back to check. Funny post.  
Date: 8/8/2004 4:13:00 PM  From Authorid: 7574    lol...I did scroll back up...I'm such a loser...  
Date: 8/8/2004 4:14:00 PM  From Authorid: 8278    LOL!! these were great!! #15 is SOOOOO my mother! she gets up and, as she walks by it, turns the computer on. LOL thanks for sharing. and, yes!, I DID scroll back up to check for the #9 that i didnt notice. LOL  
Date: 8/8/2004 4:14:00 PM  From Authorid: 62752    lmao that was one of the best things i have READ lmao!!! so true so true HEHEHE Love kk  
Date: 8/8/2004 4:38:00 PM  From Authorid: 37449    19. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.

20. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list.

AND NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself.
HAHAH THAT WAS AWESOME!
  
Date: 8/8/2004 4:50:00 PM  From Authorid: 26363    Yes I am definately currently living in the present! LOL  
Date: 8/8/2004 4:56:00 PM  From Authorid: 38406    LoL!! Your so right!  
Date: 8/8/2004 5:05:00 PM  From Authorid: 50499    LOL! #15, that's me! hehe  
Date: 8/8/2004 5:15:00 PM  From Authorid: 55386    LOL! I totally did the last 3!!!! LOL! Too funny!  
Date: 8/8/2004 5:24:00 PM  From Authorid: 17081    lol  
Date: 8/8/2004 5:36:00 PM  From Authorid: 54968    LOL!!!  
Date: 8/8/2004 6:02:00 PM  From Authorid: 33925    ROFLMAO!!! I didnt notice the 9 was missing and I DID scroll up!! OMG this is sooo ME!!  
Date: 8/8/2004 6:04:00 PM  From Authorid: 33925    Oh and its a family joke here..I get up in the morning, turn the computer on while I'm on my way to the bathroom..go turn the kettle on and sit down at the computer!! LMAO!!  
Date: 8/8/2004 6:27:00 PM  From Authorid: 37101    ...Somehow, 2005 doesn't seem all that different from 2004. -  
Date: 8/8/2004 6:40:00 PM  From Authorid: 62503    I loved this it is all so true. Unfortunately Im obcessive compulsive. So I was like no number 9 wahts going on... but thats just a dumb thing i notice. But its so hilarious to think that most peoples lives are like that  
Date: 8/8/2004 7:29:00 PM  From Authorid: 62423    Lmao! Too funny!  
Date: 8/8/2004 8:46:00 PM  From Authorid: 22308    lol...i like #13 cause it is so true  
Date: 8/8/2004 9:12:00 PM  From Authorid: 33573    LMAO, this was halarious!  
Date: 8/8/2004 10:19:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 16671    thanks all for the joyfull replies. Yep its me too, first thing I do is pour a cup of coffee and sit down and check my email, then come to usm to see whats going on and then off to neopets. lol. All your replies have me rolling on the floor. Thanks ya'll.  
Date: 8/8/2004 11:04:00 PM  From Authorid: 53558    *Chuckles* Nice one...  
Date: 8/9/2004 7:35:00 AM  From Authorid: 30747    OMG these are so true. I did #14 this morning in fact. WOW it makes ya stop and think and it's so funny.  
Date: 8/9/2004 9:31:00 AM  From Authorid: 27741    Oh no, not Neopets, once you sign up there's no going back!  
Date: 8/9/2004 10:26:00 AM  From Authorid: 33517    LOL!!...Thanks for sharing these...I NEVER ever done any of this...LOL!!...(at least not in the last 30 seconds)...**Big Canadian Hugs**  
Date: 8/9/2004 9:41:00 PM  From Authorid: 62220    #17
yes definitely.
  
Date: 8/9/2004 10:46:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 16671    Thonix , YEP neopets, I avoided it for a year, but now I"m hooked. LOL, Thanks all of you for stoppin by gee I didnt think something in the humour section would get so many replies. Tina, but hug to you too hon.  
Date: 8/10/2004 2:54:00 PM  From Authorid: 24003    LOL!!  
Date: 8/19/2004 11:19:00 AM  From Authorid: 62859    these are so kawaii! i love them! i told my mom some, and she's like "so true". and for the no number 9, i didn't notice that, and i scrolled back up....i'm a dork. SO SUE ME! lol - Midnite Shadow
Date: 8/22/2004 6:52:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 16671    Naw your not dumb, LOL I did the same thing when my brother sent it to me.  
Date: 8/22/2004 7:05:00 PM  From Authorid: 23101    Oh Gawd Firstborn.. I feel stupid now. LMBO.. So true! I love #3. Hehe.. *hugs*  

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