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away messages for aim- Pyrogirl13

  Author:  61013  Category:(Humor) Created:(7/25/2004 11:19:00 AM)
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I'm not really away. Your computer is just LYING to you.

when your not looking this message is in spanish.

i am not here... Where am I? Why do you care? ARe you a stalker?

.....ummmmmmm....... I forgot my away message.

abducted by aliens with 20 hands. Having fun. We're playing catch and I'm losing badly.

my dog ate my away message.

Its not my fault the voices in my head are crazy... they are telling me tofree all the kangaroos in the zoon so I'll be back shortly.

with an X and an O I'm out like woah.

gone crazy brb.

(girls only) With an and an O I"m sorry to announce but this little chick has got to bounce! So with a hug and a kiss i'm out like this.

Lets talk about rights and lefts... your right... I left.

I'm currently outta my mind.... feel free to leave a message.

Running around in circles really fast.

Just try to lick your elbow while i'm gone.

I'm lost, I've gone to look for myslef, so if I get back before I return, please ask me to wait.

having fun talking to my desk chair

*away dreaming* thinking for the one that I love but may never get :(

I'm out so give me a shout.

<3 Keri

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Date: 7/25/2004 11:47:00 AM  From Authorid: 38406    My away message is : "It's amazing how away messages become a part of our lives. I'm sure that you saw that little yellow note by my name and decided to read it, expecting to find out just where I am and exactly what I'm doing. But do you REALLY care? Probably not, because how often do you bother to leave me messages when I'm away? So basically, just be satisfied knowing that I'm away from my computer.  
Date: 7/25/2004 11:58:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 61013    lol  
Date: 7/25/2004 12:07:00 PM  From Authorid: 62682    lol  
Date: 7/25/2004 12:34:00 PM  From Authorid: 56293    Mine are generally lyrics.  
Date: 7/25/2004 12:44:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 61013    oh s.s I put quotes for mine sometimes.   
Date: 7/25/2004 1:17:00 PM  From Authorid: 22308    usually my away messages are what i'm actually doing  
Date: 7/25/2004 1:54:00 PM  From Authorid: 49091    Awwwwww these are great mom!! *huggs* Im in DESPERATE need of a new away msg :-p :-p I got "If the world is going to come crashing down any second, the end of the world is in 2 min or your all time worst life crisis just got worse, call ###-####. If not, leave me a msg!! :-D :-D"  
Date: 7/25/2004 2:01:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 61013    lol hun that one is great ~*~hugs~*~ Love, Keri  
Date: 7/25/2004 3:16:00 PM  From Authorid: 48812    My away message is this: I once was lost, but now I'm blind, and if I'm blind, then I cannot see, so don't even bother trying to get a reply from me. But never fear, sooner or later, I'll get back with thee.  
Date: 7/25/2004 4:00:00 PM  From Authorid: 53558    I don't have one..(",)..  
Date: 7/25/2004 4:34:00 PM  From Authorid: 53157    lol i like these.  
Date: 8/8/2004 6:52:00 PM  From Authorid: 33927    Mine is: "I'm obviously busy, so why are you bothering me?"  

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