I met Snookums, and she is an axe murderer!!....B. Monkey

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My father got ran over by a truck in January of 2002 and in August after all that wait he will be eligible to go back to work. He wanted to take a mini-vacation of sorts before he had to go back to work. He thought hey, why not? How about Huntsville. I had remembered from a post in the past or just by talking to Kelly (Snookums) so much anyways that she had said that she does some of her shopping there. No Way! Do you know what that means right? I had to find a way to get to see her!

Well I don't talk about my friends that much to my father, I'd like to save them the trouble, and I had NEVER mentioned Kelly to him. Well I mentioned that she didn't live too far from Huntsville and surprisingly he agreed! He said where did you meet her at and I started off by saying the computer and he said Nuh-uh there is no way you are going to meet someone that you talk to on the internet, they might be an axe murderess, Kelly might really be a man, you name he said it. Then with quick goat thinking (Adam Sandler CD joke...if you heard the Goat before, share a laugh, "quick goat thinking") I said that Kelly had gone to the orientation to get into the school years ago and she had changed her mind about going to the school. So I said the lie, when my dad and I was at a gas station I called her up to tell her the "lie" and it worked! I swear like a day later he kept on saying, it's neat how you met someone and became friends with them in 2 days and have kept in touch that long.

I'm not a great traveler, whenever I am in a strange bed I will have a nightmare, scream during the night, or have one of my infamous spider dreams. Sunday night it was a red spider and on Monday it was an unknown nightmare, and my dad was afraid I would wake the hotel neighbors. When I was going to Kelly's with my dad, we got lost due to the power duo of bad given directionism from both me and Kelly and my dad's refusal to read any map printed from the internet. By the time I got to Kelly's I was sorta cranky from not sleeping and hungry. (My dad is such a genius...NOT, we'd eat at 10am and not eat again until 9pm, talk about headaches)

But it was really cool to meet Kelly after 2 years of talking to her on the net and such. I am writing this right now from her hidden fortress lair. You see my dad is right. She really is an axe murderess. The first time she swung at me she missed, but man she did chip my tooth on the second swing. I've since been tied to the back yard's swingset and I've been given water, so I shall be fine, it was nice of her to allow me to use her computer to type this, the bleeding has stopped since her last swing, my kneecap is burning. For more on this trip visit Kelly's http://www.unsolvedmysteries.com/usm389150.html aahhhhh please put the axe down...PLEeeeaasseeeeeee

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