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I'M TRYING TO BE COOL-----KURTVEDDER

  Author:  45630  Category:(Discussion) Created:(7/21/2004 4:45:00 PM)
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Yo dudes and dudettes. As you may have noticed lately I am trying to eb a hip cool and happening guy who is down with the styles of modern day youth. Seeing as I was told I was retro by my students for loving Nirvana and Pearl Jam. So I have decided to talk about Ancient Egpyt in cool talk. Here it goes.

Ancient Egypt is like so old because it was around before my folks, and like they are sooooo ancient. The dudes wrote text messages then on the walls, I know they are text messages coz they are like all symbols and stuff. The pharoahs were all like whoah look at me I'm the real deal as they sat in their cribs just killin and chillin. Sometimes they married they sisters and that is just whack, I mean they should have been on Springer or somethin. They used to walk funny, like that song that was around when my anut was around. It was called walk like an Egyptian or somethin. I don't know how they got the name of that song but like yeah. And the guys used wear stuff called robes that made them look more like the guys who stand on hollywood boulevard asking where da party is at.

What do you think guys? Is this cool enough? Do you think they would understand it more?lol.

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Date: 7/21/2004 4:54:00 PM  From Authorid: 58334    If you talked like that around me I'd slap you, LOL   
Date: 7/21/2004 4:56:00 PM  From Authorid: 33401    hahaha I could barely understand it:P hahaha and I'm a student. Nirvana and Pearl Jam ROXZERS (or how ever internet people say it) Love,  
Date: 7/21/2004 5:07:00 PM  From Authorid: 20956    you're old KV, gotta face it ... that talk is scary man!   
Date: 7/21/2004 5:09:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 45630    I know it pains me to talk like that when I am so used to talking the queens english, although at football games and when I'm at the pub the Queens english sounds a bit different.lol.  
Date: 7/21/2004 5:19:00 PM  From Authorid: 60992    lmao..2 funi...hmm.. Well ya sound more rap den hip. Nothin wrong wit dat. I luv rap. Dats how u write it. Sum ppls r worse den dat or well how I'm writin..lol.. Have fun wit it all
-des
  
Date: 7/21/2004 5:20:00 PM  From Authorid: 24003    LMAO That was hilarious. Thanks for the laugh Kurt!  
Date: 7/21/2004 5:37:00 PM  From Authorid: 22992    Hmmm i dont mind it the way before..  
Date: 7/21/2004 5:44:00 PM  From Authorid: 62100    LOL- what a riot...the weird part is that I kinda got it. LOL  
Date: 7/21/2004 5:53:00 PM  From Authorid: 53900    Uh-huh...well I got what you were saying but what difference does it make if they think you are old or not with it or cool? You are a teacher right? Your there to teach not make friends...To be honest when I was in school there was never a time I thought one of my teachers was cool  
Date: 7/21/2004 5:58:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 45630    nah I have overheard them saying I was pretty cool while I wasn't around. This is the sort of stuff I always do with them.  
Date: 7/21/2004 6:50:00 PM  From Authorid: 19613    bah. retro schmetro.  
Date: 7/21/2004 7:09:00 PM  From Authorid: 53558    Naught, Mimiwea, say you are sorry to the nice man.Lol..(",)..Granny  
Date: 7/21/2004 7:13:00 PM  From Authorid: 53558    Next time I see Nimiwae, my usm granddaughter. I will have words with her for being cheek to you Kurtvedder. Lol..(",)..  
Date: 7/21/2004 7:15:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 45630    aaaawwww thank you.lol.  
Date: 7/21/2004 7:28:00 PM  From Authorid: 53558    Oooops, I have don't it again. It should have read Cheeky. not cheek, Silly me...(",)..  
Date: 7/21/2004 7:59:00 PM  From Authorid: 53689    Kurtvedder, I don't think I've heard anyone use Dude or Whack in 4 or 5 years..lol.  
Date: 7/21/2004 8:08:00 PM  From Authorid: 11723    Oh, you forgot to mention the "bling bling" (aka jewlery) they were into. If you really want to weird them out show them the movie "Bubba Ho-Tep".  
Date: 7/21/2004 8:20:00 PM  From Authorid: 53157    oh my....lol!  
Date: 7/21/2004 8:32:00 PM  From Authorid: 53054    hmmm....i liked my teachers who tried to talk in our language...it was funny! Enjoy teaching...!  
Date: 9/16/2006 6:05:00 PM  From Authorid: 39370    Nice try, KV :P  

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