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True Story about Cops, LOL! =Oddy=

  Author:  25390  Category:(Interesting) Created:(7/20/2004 5:39:00 AM)
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My mother sent me this:

George Phillips of Meridian Mississippi was going up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things. He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" and he said no. Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when available. George said "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again. "Hello. I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people in my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now cause I've just shot them all." Then he hung up. Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response unit, and an ambulance showed up at the Phillips residence. Of course, the police caught the burglars red-handed. One of the policemen said to George: "I thought you said that you'd shot them!" George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!" (True Story)

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Date: 7/20/2004 5:53:00 AM  From Authorid: 32070    LMAO!!!  
Date: 7/20/2004 5:55:00 AM  From Authorid: 58308    LMAO!!! That sounds like something I'd do. LOL!  
Date: 7/20/2004 6:01:00 AM  From Authorid: 33573    LOL, that was good   
Date: 7/20/2004 6:12:00 AM  From Authorid: 53558    I can't believe it too..(",)..  
Date: 7/20/2004 6:13:00 AM  From Authorid: 3835    I have read this before years ago, Lol...  
Date: 7/20/2004 7:08:00 AM  From Authorid: 62634    Hahahahahaahahaha! I read this story before, but I didn't think it was true! -super sonic  
Date: 7/20/2004 8:22:00 AM  From Authorid: 62704    LoL That is too funny. ~Star Angel~  
Date: 7/20/2004 9:13:00 AM  From Authorid: 32133    thats hilariouse!!!!!!!!!!  
Date: 7/20/2004 9:15:00 AM  From Authorid: 53054    Well well sometimes you got to do drastic things LOLZ...  
Date: 7/20/2004 9:54:00 AM  From Authorid: 3648    lol big time!!!! That's so funny. Thanks for the laugh!  
Date: 7/20/2004 10:24:00 AM  From Authorid: 26363    The things you have to do to get a response nowadays! LOL  
Date: 7/20/2004 1:29:00 PM  From Authorid: 62423    LOL! Too funny   
Date: 7/21/2004 1:06:00 AM  From Authorid: 26452    LMAO! Thats great! lol  

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